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Originally Posted by Lups
I woke up this morning feeling like I might have done a few things wrong last night.
I got home late, I was tired as hell. All I wanted was to fall in to the bed naked, and sleep it all off.
I had a dress on, with a zipper I just couldn't find, or open, so I, in my genius stage decided just to pop off the bra since it was a front opening one, and then to slip it out, sleep in the stupid dress and be all rosy in the morning.
So I tried it, but the weirdo back of the dress got tangled to the confusing back of the bra, and since I'm the most patient person in the world, I decided using raw force was the way to go.
I don't know anyone besides me, who has ended up with a black eye due to a stripping attempt, but that's what I did. I pulled the damn bra breaking the dress and hit my eye with the wiring.
Then, of course I got more violent and decided to disarm my opponent, and I got a real fucking 5mm stab wound in my arm because apparently bras are indestructible.
Since I learned from my previous mistakes, I thought it would be a good idea, and I got my cooking knife out, I wanted to kill the dress, and the stupid tit holder.
I was the DD last night, so I did that all while completely sober, but in the morning I got weird looks from the spouse.
" You got in to a fight?"
" No"
" You want to explain your dress and your eye and that bandage?"
" No. I wouldn't ever share that with anyone."
I truly hope one member here has endured a situation of Yes I'm Stupid, like I have all day. I can't even lie and tell anyone who asks something, I just confess since this whole thing was so damn stupid, it was all on me but I rather lose all my cool points here than tell my husband how incompetent as a person I am.
So, anyone? You've been stupid?
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Cool story bro.
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Originally Posted by UncleWede
And yet, here WE are.
Went skiing in HS. Brought lots of mind-altering substances, partook of most of them. Remember vaguely being put in shower, clothes and all, because I was sweating like a pig. It was hypoglycemia, but none of my friends know wtf that shit is.
Next morning, as I'm nursing a serious hangover, friends are telling me I tried to take shots of Vaseline, as in real injections with my insulin needles. 'Bullshit!!' (looks in Vaseline container, sees all the needle holes)
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Care to elaborate on the substances? You know I always like to talk that.
My stupid thing was when I decided I wanted to take a bullet from a shell and hit it with a hammer. It went off, right into my thumb and was loud as fuck. Never did get that bullet. Actually, that's only one thing I have done stupid. People tell me I'm pretty smart and can figure many things out, but not doing stupid things is not one of them