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      07-09-2013, 06:02 PM   #13
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Maybe he needed to get to the hospital because his daughter was suddenly in labor with Kim kardashian's baby but then realized it was a ploy to get him driving. She hired a hit man who put a bomb in the car and he couldnt go below 55mph without blowing up. After 45 miles harry potter flew up on a magical unicorn and disarmed the bomb with a spell.
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