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WHAT I HAVE IS THE BEST THING EVER BECAUSE IT'S MINE
EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG AND EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE IS THE WORST
I PUT ALL MY SELF-WORTH IN A MATERIAL POSSESSION THAT ANYONE CAN BUY AND NOW THERE IS SOMETHING NEW THREATENING MY FEELINGS SO I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO INSULT IT
THIS IS MY PERSONALITY BECAUSE I CAN'T GROW A BEARD AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY CRAFT BEER OPINIONS
You'd think people are being forced at gun point to share their opinions on something they haven't even driven.
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