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      10-26-2017, 02:53 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Josh (PA) View Post
I squatted over a 'toilet' in a mainland Chinese factory that looked like this, except it was dirty:


I had already vomited in and around said hole in the floor and was now drowning the flocks of mosquitoes that were swarming out of the hole with chocolate thunder. I began to get dizzy and swayed back and forth trying not to touch the side walls. If you think aiming pee into a toilet with the seat down is hard, you should try aiming poopgasm of shotgun diarrhea into a 3" hole two feet below you while the room is dancing in circles.

Oh yea, and note in the attached picture... no toilet paper.

Rough day.
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