[F30lolz]

Didn’t read a single post so ban me if this has been discussed.

Haven’t dated since 2004 but:

1. When the chick says, “you don’t need to worry about him”.
IMHO, red flag. Assume that there are other guys to be worried about that you’ll hide from me? I mean if I can get a bang in or two, great! Otherwise, I wouldn’t take her ‘cereal’.

2. When the chick says, “he’s just a friend”.
Similar to the first, however, I’ll assume they’re bang buddies.

3. Smoking.
Bang and run, it’s as simple as that.

4. Being friends with an ex.
You broke up for a reason so clinging around to make him jealous or hoping for a reunion isn’t worth my time to be around.

5. Overbearing parents.
I understand daddy’s little girl is his everything but please don’t say to bring her home by 10 because I’ll bring that bitch back the next week.

6. Complaining about spending too much money on the cars.
Listen, it’s either that or hookers and blow. The choice is yours.