[CollinsE90]

I have made a few in the past that I find pretty funny, wanted to see what everyone else has seen.

Iron Man is a super hero, Iron Woman is a command.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Thank you Bruce Almighty, for helping me remember how to spell b-e-a-utiful

Women think having a baby is hard, trying playing Call of Duty with a lagging connection

Someone call Kanye and tell him to interrupt the middle east revolution so our gas prices will go back down

Fat girls comment on this status, so I can delete you easier