Like a cop made up a bs ticket today on me. I like got a ticket for checking my gas mileage. I like recently filled up my tank, and like wanted to see if my gas mileage changed and 140 mph. He then like comes up out of nowhere, and is making up some bs about me going 140. I was like, I didn't see you so your like making it up. He then gives me a ticket. I was going to tell him about the dead hooker in the trunk, or about the bag of cocaine in the glovebox, but then thought he might get me in trouble for those too.
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