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      05-15-2018, 02:18 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Top left corner, beside a "Login" button, is a "Register" button.

Click "Register"

On the next page, click box where you agree to abide by forum rules, crossing heart and hoping to die if you lie, and click "register" again.

Select user name that your mom will not guess and password.

Follow rest of prompts from there, and voila - you are registered. You are welcome.

Make sure to log out each time you use your mom's phone, as she is a vindictive junior member here and will change your password on you if you don't. Senior members such as myself will try to offer no real protection for you aside from verbal support in a meaningless attempt to counteract the very real punishment your mom will dole out.

He is in bed. I took the Bp forums out as my default page. You and I are going through a crisis and I'm seriously reconsidering your ethics! You're trying to subject a seven year old boy to his mom's secret world!


Julian likes reading this forum. He's pretty solid in English and he thinks you all are funny. We have a list of no go zones for him but I really like how much he likes reading on his second language too.

You did well Joe. Momma just put this thread on don't read list tho.

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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