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Originally Posted by bradleyland
Alanis might not understand irony, but this guy sure does.
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Again, someone who this waiver will NEVER apply to think they are the authority on this stuff.
Go home. If you don't think you can go through a M school without wrecking one of their cars, don't go. I've stated this as clearly as anyone can, even for a 5 year old to understand.
The waiver is in place to weed out people like you. Those that can't possibly fathom going through a simple driving school and is afraid that they'll need to pay for the cars they
WILL wreck. And the waiver is put in place for those that intend to drive like douches and a-holes to remind them that if you do stupid sh*t on track and wreck one of our cars, we CAN hold you responsible, although, in the likely event, probably won't.
So for the likes of YOU all to sit here and parse this to the Nth degree is meaningless and pointless. Frankly for someone to be so f**king stupid as to actually have the waiver kick in on them at one of the BMW M Schools, they would have done something pretty stupid and egregious to warrant it. You stay within the rules, do what you're suppose to do there, and if by chance sh*t happen to you, when you've followed every one of their rules? NFW they'd come after you for the damage (again, unless it's on other facilities they don't own). You go out there intent on destroying the car by turning left when the instructor tell you to turn right on purpose? You bet your sweet @ss that your willing negligence will result in consequences and said waiver is going to bite you.
So, reiterate. If you're so concerned that THIS waiver will apply to you as to cancel a school you've paid money for? You don't need to apply. Seriously, this waiver is put in place for people like YOU. If you actually do something stupid enough to warrant this waiver kicking in? This waiver is for people like YOU. Either way, people who shouldn't, wouldn't, or COULDN'T attend is weeded out so they don't have to coddle, cuddle, and muddle with prima-donna wannabe hypochondriac racers.
And since you are still sitting here parsing this waiver to the Nth degree, it's done it's job. You and those who still sit here fretting over having to pay for damages to BMW M School's property and have to pay isn't going to go anyway.
I rest my case.