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11-28-2007, 07:09 PM | #45 | |
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11-29-2007, 03:36 PM | #46 |
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"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."
Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows. Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor." ![]() |
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11-29-2007, 11:26 PM | #47 |
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To a tall girl with long legs:
me: "How long would it take to shave those legs?" her: "I s'pose your trying to be charming" me: "Just offering my grooming services"
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11-30-2007, 01:30 AM | #49 |
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02-16-2008, 04:26 PM | #51 |
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me: "Do you have asian in you?"
girl: "No" me: "would you like some?"
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02-17-2008, 01:02 PM | #65 |
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I have no idea what you are referring to....
![]() An oldy but goody for me is pretty simple but somewhat useful as an ice breaker and usually a blush. "Have you always been so gorgeous"? Cheese sandwich....but hey. ![]()
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