best and worse pick up lines that you used

!Xoible · 11-28-2007, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

Guy: if your a buger, I pick you

Grl: WTF, fuck you

Guy: don't trip chocolate chip

Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger

Guy: Cuz I care teddybear.

Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.)

the 1st line could be used interchangably with this

if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!!

Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven.

Guy: Don't you own a bank?

Grl: no why?

Guy: Cuz I would like to make a deposit.

They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian)

Guy: you know the saying once you go black you never go back?

Grl: ya but your not black.

Guy: (shakes her hand) Hi Steven Black.

Neurorad · 11-29-2007, 02:36 PM

"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."

TurboFan · 11-29-2007, 10:26 PM

To a tall girl with long legs:

me: "How long would it take to shave those legs?"
her: "I s'pose your trying to be charming"
me: "Just offering my grooming services"

samwoo2go · 11-30-2007, 12:09 AM

Guy: wow your really cute.

Grl: Thanks!

Guy: I'll give you a discount

328ZSP · 11-30-2007, 12:30 AM

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick_up_lines

samwoo2go · 11-30-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 328ZSP

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick_up_lines

mpimping · 02-16-2008, 03:26 PM

http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/breastmassage.html

Sal@AUTOcouture · 02-16-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.Rob

Okay i got one...

Guy: "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?...

Girl: "WTF.. No?????

Guy: "Well, just enough to break the ice.....Hi, Im......???

Lol, i never used this because i think its is definaltley falls into the "Worst" category

somebody watches Hogan Knows Best...

The_Blob · 02-16-2008, 04:00 PM

They say the best and the most honest pick up line is.... "Hi my name is..."

Just introduce yourself.

The_Blob · 02-16-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."

Neurorad, you're a married man right? You shouldn't be using pickup lines.

Neurorad · 02-16-2008, 10:20 PM

Damn, I'm joking!

mpimping · 02-16-2008, 10:23 PM

"do you like sausage?"

mpimping · 02-16-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."

I picked up a nurse today. How are they on the table?

E(@M# · 02-16-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmatty

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

:ROFLCOPTER:

NoKids · 02-17-2008, 10:26 AM

I have a good one I came up with recently. "Hi, I'm a creep"

i'll let you know how it goes.

I335 · 02-17-2008, 10:41 AM

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

johnnymu · 02-17-2008, 10:52 AM

me: "Do you have asian in you?"
girl: "No"
me: "would you like some?"

gonzo · 02-17-2008, 11:03 AM

"May I buy you a pint of Cuervo"?

Neurorad · 02-17-2008, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

"May I buy you a pint of Cuervo"?

Did it work last night?

Sara504 · 02-17-2008, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoKids

are you a vegetarian? Wanna try my meat?

??

HAha..Awesome.. Im sold.

gonzo · 02-17-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

Did it work last night?

I have no idea what you are referring to....

An oldy but goody for me is pretty simple but somewhat useful as an ice breaker and usually a blush.
"Have you always been so gorgeous"?
Cheese sandwich....but hey.

11-29-2007, 10:26 PM	#47
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02-17-2008, 10:26 AM	#59
NoKids Major Drives: ... Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa Posts: 1,343 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 328i [0.00]	I have a good one I came up with recently. "Hi, I'm a creep" i'll let you know how it goes. __________________
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02-17-2008, 10:52 AM	#61
johnnymu Warranty Killer Drives: Nike shoe Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cincinnati, OH Posts: 1,015 iTrader: (4)	me: "Do you have asian in you?" girl: "No" me: "would you like some?" __________________ EUROPROJEKTZ Midwest Member 08 335i Jet Black \| too much to name....
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02-17-2008, 11:03 AM	#62
gonzo Brigadier General Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas Posts: 4,977 iTrader: (0)	"May I buy you a pint of Cuervo"? __________________ Crazy Diamond
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11-29-2007, 02:36 PM	#46
Neurorad Major Drives: 330xi 6MT Blk/Blk SP Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location Posts: 1,209 iTrader: (0)	"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed." Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows. Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."
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11-30-2007, 12:09 AM	#48
samwoo2go Banned Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 782 iTrader: (12)	Guy: wow your really cute. Grl: Thanks! Guy: I'll give you a discount
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02-16-2008, 03:26 PM	#51
mpimping Banned Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny Posts: 337 iTrader: (0)	http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/breastmassage.html
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02-16-2008, 04:00 PM	#53
The_Blob Second Lieutenant Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 290 iTrader: (0)	They say the best and the most honest pick up line is.... "Hi my name is..." Just introduce yourself.
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02-16-2008, 10:20 PM	#55
Neurorad Major Drives: 330xi 6MT Blk/Blk SP Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location Posts: 1,209 iTrader: (0)	Damn, I'm joking!
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02-16-2008, 10:23 PM	#56
mpimping Banned Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny Posts: 337 iTrader: (0)	"do you like sausage?"
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02-17-2008, 10:41 AM	#60
I335 Brigadier General Drives: '08 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New England Posts: 4,251 iTrader: (11)	"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."
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