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      11-28-2007, 06:09 PM   #45
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Guy: if your a buger, I pick you

Grl: WTF, fuck you

Guy: don't trip chocolate chip

Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger

Guy: Cuz I care teddybear.

Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.)


the 1st line could be used interchangably with this

if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!!


Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven.


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They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian)


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      11-29-2007, 02:36 PM   #46
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"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."
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      11-29-2007, 10:26 PM   #47
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To a tall girl with long legs:

me: "How long would it take to shave those legs?"
her: "I s'pose your trying to be charming"
me: "Just offering my grooming services"
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      11-30-2007, 12:09 AM   #48
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Guy: wow your really cute.

Grl: Thanks!

Guy: I'll give you a discount
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      11-30-2007, 12:30 AM   #49
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      11-30-2007, 12:56 AM   #50
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      02-16-2008, 03:49 PM   #52
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Okay i got one...

Guy: "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?...

Girl: "WTF.. No?????

Guy: "Well, just enough to break the ice.....Hi, Im......???

Lol, i never used this because i think its is definaltley falls into the "Worst" category


somebody watches Hogan Knows Best...
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      02-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #53
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They say the best and the most honest pick up line is.... "Hi my name is..."

Just introduce yourself.
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      02-16-2008, 04:05 PM   #54
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"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."
Neurorad, you're a married man right? You shouldn't be using pickup lines.
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      02-16-2008, 10:20 PM   #55
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Damn, I'm joking!

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      02-16-2008, 10:23 PM   #56
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"do you like sausage?"
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      02-16-2008, 10:24 PM   #57
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"Nice-looking dress. It would look even better balled up at the foot of my bed."

Any pick-up line while you lick your eyebrows.

Best pick up line: "I'm a doctor."
I picked up a nurse today. How are they on the table?
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      02-16-2008, 11:44 PM   #58
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

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      02-17-2008, 10:26 AM   #59
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I have a good one I came up with recently. "Hi, I'm a creep"

i'll let you know how it goes.
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      02-17-2008, 10:41 AM   #60
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      02-17-2008, 10:52 AM   #61
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me: "Do you have asian in you?"
girl: "No"
me: "would you like some?"
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      02-17-2008, 11:03 AM   #62
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"May I buy you a pint of Cuervo"?
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"May I buy you a pint of Cuervo"?

Did it work last night?
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      02-17-2008, 11:24 AM   #64
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are you a vegetarian? Wanna try my meat?

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HAha..Awesome.. Im sold.
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      02-17-2008, 12:02 PM   #65
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Did it work last night?
I have no idea what you are referring to....


An oldy but goody for me is pretty simple but somewhat useful as an ice breaker and usually a blush.
"Have you always been so gorgeous"?
Cheese sandwich....but hey.
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