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      11-25-2007, 03:37 AM   #23
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at a bar on club put your arm around her and say "let's go home" and see what happens.. Haven't tried it yet, let me know what happens.
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"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history
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      11-25-2007, 01:00 PM   #25
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In a crowded bar find a girl standing alone...

Him: "Hey did you invite all these people?"

Her: "What are you talking about?"

Him: "I thought it was just going to be the two of us!"

Thats out of Max Tuckers book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"
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      11-25-2007, 01:01 PM   #26
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i take it that was your best, right?
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      11-25-2007, 01:01 PM   #27
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      11-25-2007, 03:24 PM   #28
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

LOFL!!!
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      11-25-2007, 11:27 PM   #30
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"Nice ass" works all the time
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      11-26-2007, 12:58 AM   #31
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i take it that was your best, right?
maybe you should read the entire thread
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      11-26-2007, 01:22 AM   #32
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I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"
ROFL!!!!!!!!
good idea for a thread. props to the OP

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are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.

hey. can you help me find my lost puppy? i think he wandered into this cheap motel across the street.
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      11-26-2007, 03:14 AM   #33
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some of these are just classic.

Here is the worst i know of:

Guy: You just walk up to a girl and stare at her in the eyes with a really blank/unimpressed look on your face for about 10 - 20 seconds.

Girl: "Can i help you?"

Guy: *look down and back up* "Well it's not gonna suck itself!"
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      11-26-2007, 03:48 AM   #34
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can u supercharge me? she says huh. You tell her you want to get blown.
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      11-26-2007, 04:13 AM   #35
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      11-26-2007, 06:21 AM   #36
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I can't recall of any right off the top of my head but this matrix is on point:

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      11-26-2007, 03:04 PM   #37
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You: Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Her: No!
You: What, you dont like pizza?

You: Have you ever rescued an animal?
Her: Why?
You: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

You: Wow, that outfit looks great on you(showing that you notice she spent time to put it together)
Her: Well thank you
You: Bet it would look great off of you too.

I gave up on threesomes since I was diagnosed with ADD. I can only concentrate on one woman at a time now. Would you like to be my one woman?

You: Come here often?
Her: (doesnt matter)
You: Cus Id like to hear you come often

Hi there, how many drinks does it take for you to pass out?

You: Do you know anything about nuclear fusion?
Her: No
You: Neither do I, wanna get out of here?
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      11-26-2007, 03:59 PM   #38
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do you play volleyball? Can you squat?
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      11-28-2007, 02:19 AM   #39
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"Wanna smoke out?"

works everytime
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      11-28-2007, 02:37 AM   #40
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works everytime
good idea
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      11-28-2007, 03:40 AM   #41
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I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history
Wow. That honestly worked? Damn...
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      11-28-2007, 06:30 AM   #42
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some of these are good and I'm gonna use them on girls if I go out this weekend
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      11-28-2007, 06:36 PM   #43
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Guy: if your a buger, I pick you

Grl: WTF, fuck you

Guy: don't trip chocolate chip

Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger

Guy: Cuz I care teddybear.

Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.)


the 1st line could be used interchangably with this

if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!!


Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven.


Guy: Don't you own a bank?

Grl: no why?

Guy: Cuz I would like to make a deposit.


They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian)


Guy: you know the saying once you go black you never go back?

Grl: ya but your not black.

Guy: (shakes her hand) Hi Steven Black.

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      11-28-2007, 07:06 PM   #44
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