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      11-24-2007, 01:01 PM   #1
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best and worse pick up lines that you used

Do you have good handwriting? Wanna write your number down for me? (didn't work)

I asked your friend if you were available and she said you were always available. she told me she had a boyfriend. She had a nice face and an awesome rack. Her friend was even better(6'0" blonde so hot) this was at foxwoods and I won money that night but they were with one guy who I thought might have been the tall chicks bro but could have been a firend or bf... The brunette with the big ums looked like standoffish so I was nervous and blurted it out(the tall one really said she was always available). After my failded pickup line she yelled at her friend and I didn't get any from this banging petite brunette with a monster rack who was ALWAYS AVAILABLE. We should have a meet where we go clubbing and try some out like on that tv show where these not so smooth guys learn from an expert on how to pick up women...

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      11-24-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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Hi, how are you...you wanna fuck tonight?
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      11-24-2007, 01:43 PM   #3
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Hi, how are you...you wanna fuck tonight?
did it work?
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      11-24-2007, 02:02 PM   #4
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I never tried it, but someone used this line on my friend

lol...she said, "No thank you"
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      11-24-2007, 02:58 PM   #5
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can I use you cell phone because my mom told me to call her when I found the perfect girl......I never used it, but I'm sure some sucker would fall for it lol
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      11-24-2007, 02:59 PM   #6
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"Hey, How you doing?" Apparantly people think its the worst, but its really worked for me! haha

I figure its one of those cut to the chase lines..If you're attracted to me, you'll entertain me, if not..you'll say fine and turn around..
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      11-24-2007, 03:12 PM   #7
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"Hey, How you doing?" Apparantly people think its the worst, but its really worked for me! haha

I figure its one of those cut to the chase lines..If you're attracted to me, you'll entertain me, if not..you'll say fine and turn around..
thats not a pick up line thats a introduction
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      11-24-2007, 04:32 PM   #8
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thats not a pick up line thats a introduction
Haha...yeah, but its my pickup line!!!
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      11-24-2007, 04:59 PM   #9
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Okay i got one...

Guy: "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?...

Girl: "WTF.. No?????

Guy: "Well, just enough to break the ice.....Hi, Im......???

Lol, i never used this because i think its is definaltley falls into the "Worst" category
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      11-24-2007, 05:12 PM   #10
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i saw my friend use this one once and it was hilarious cause the sluttiest girl even said no to him

him : Hey, do you know what'd look good on you?

girl : what?

him: me

girl:
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      11-24-2007, 05:13 PM   #11
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"hey, u look bored"

Worked every time... the last time i used is on my current GF.
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      11-24-2007, 07:19 PM   #12
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Me: "Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket?"
Girl: (looks down at her pants pocket) "no, why do you ask?"
Me: "oh, sorry, I thught for sure I could see myself in your pants"
Girl: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....i'm leaving now, goodbye"
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      11-24-2007, 07:21 PM   #13
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got any fries with that shake... (SMACK)
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      11-24-2007, 07:24 PM   #14
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Me: "Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket?"
Girl: (looks down at her pants pocket) "no, why do you ask?"
Me: "oh, sorry, I thught for sure I could see myself in your pants"
Girl: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....i'm leaving now, goodbye"
lol
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guy: did it hurt?
girl: what are u talking about?
guy: when u fell from heaven.
girl: butt as naked in your bed!
haha. old line, but i just usually show them my cock and it works. lol
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      11-24-2007, 09:04 PM   #16
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Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

Actually worked once, but it took a lot more talking after that ice breaker!
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      11-24-2007, 09:07 PM   #17
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Failed pickup lines:

1. Don't I know you from the bus?

2. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

3. You think this cold sore's bad? It's just gettin' started.

4. Mind if I stand here until it's safe back where I farted?

5. Excuse me for noticing, and I'm not tryin' to make a pass...
but you must be leaving the country if you're packin' that much ass.


Obviously not original, but funny as hell, imo.
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      11-25-2007, 12:45 AM   #18
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haven't tried these but will at the right place


are you a vegetarian? Wanna try my meat?

Are you an artist? Can you draw me a map to your place?

Are you drunk? How many fingers am I holding up? How many do you think I can get ____ _____ ?(don't want to offend any female members) I tried that one without the drunk part at the NY auto and the car model almost got me arrested...
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      11-25-2007, 12:52 AM   #19
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I was in my m3(don't have it anymore) and this chick was driving a 318ti and she looked good so I made a motion with my hand like she was riding me and gave her sign language showing what I wanted to do with her. She gave me her number and I called and she liked my style, lol. I was thinking later that this is f-ed up, being how foward I was any she liked it... Wouldn't have cared but she was from bridgeport and I don't like bridgeport... I did this to this waitress in CT gng North on 95 and she gave me her number. She was cute but lived in Rhode Island so I guess I need to find me a sugar mommy...
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      11-25-2007, 01:03 AM   #20
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i'm writing down some of these lines, they're funny as hell.
ones i might actually try:

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

Mind if I stand here until it's safe back where I farted?

hey, u look bored

are you a vegetarian? Wanna try my meat?

Do you have good handwriting? Wanna write your number down for me?


Guy: "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?...

Girl: "WTF.. No?????

Guy: "Well, just enough to break the ice.....Hi, Im......???
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she has to be italian for this one.

you look familiar, did I she you on the food network? She says no... well, I'm gng to a cooking class, wanna try my bracciole?
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"Hey, do you believe in at first sight?"

You'll get 3 responses:

1. "YES!"....then it's

2.

3. If she says "NO!"....then tell her, "Do you want me to walk by again?"

Two outcomes:

a. Get out of my face loser.....and everyone

b. .....but at least you got her attention. Yes, my friend....it worked!

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