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      04-02-2014, 01:26 PM   #89
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My M3 has no dipstick. /thread
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      04-02-2014, 01:36 PM   #90
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      04-02-2014, 01:40 PM   #91
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sucks dude. just out of curiosity what the fuck is volcano knuckles?
Haha, I got it from this blog I use to read where this guy would review new music.

He had multiple names such as, cocaine biceps, shampoo bracelets, Phantom Raviolis, Thor Molecules, etc... (not really et cetera)

I know. I'm weird. FML
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      04-02-2014, 01:47 PM   #92
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I used to deal with the 3 cars, 2-car garage hassle. Glad those days are over. We could almost get away with one car now, but our schedules occasionally conflict and Wifey doesn't like driving my C300 because it's "too big." I refuse to have an 8-year-old Civic as our only car, so we keep both. I'd rather let her Civic take the door dings at the university anyway.

And before anyone lays into me about her driving an 8-year-old Civic, it's her choice. I wanted to get her a 1-Series or a Mini, but she won't have any of that as long as her Civic is running well, which it is.
No shit given about the civic..That car will probably still be running LONG after our cars have died and withered away assuming the civic doesnt get stolen/stripped/wrecked..
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      04-02-2014, 03:45 PM   #93
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They recently paved the highway I drive to work over and now I have little black specks all over my Alpine White M3!
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      04-02-2014, 04:09 PM   #94
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Let me try. We folks here in the DC Metro Area are really, really good about making big deals out of first world problems.

The cabin I wanted to rent for my birthday this summer in Deep Creek, MD was not available so I had to settle for a place in Luray, VA instead. It did not have an indoor pool on the property.
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Wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but to lazy to make the trip to the bathroom..
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      04-02-2014, 06:30 PM   #96
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What kind of terrible place would make you come in to the office these days?! I would never do that to an employee unless we were having a meeting with a customer.
I know, I mean surely there has to be some kind of labor laws to protect against such atrocities. This place is about 30-40 min away depending on traffic. I have a perfectly good office at home (actually way better) and I do not have kids or anything like that to distract me.

Actually just got back from my first full day at the office, survivor man has nothing on me. Seven days in the African plains living off maggots and scorpions sounds like a vacation compared to what I had to endure.
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      04-02-2014, 06:53 PM   #97
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My M3 has no dipstick. /thread
My Z4M has a dipstick but it's the CSL dipstick. I could use it but it's not convenient, so I don't

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      04-02-2014, 07:11 PM   #98
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      04-02-2014, 07:28 PM   #99
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Ok how about this. The exhaust tips are stained on my X6M. Ordered some Tar-X and steel wool thingies... Tar-X came and steel wool got lost by FedEx. Haven't had time to reorder. Tips still stained.
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      04-02-2014, 10:10 PM   #100
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#firstworldproblems
I think that one's pretty much a universal problem.
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      04-02-2014, 11:03 PM   #101
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Ran out of TP, had to use baby wipes.

Found out my dehumidifier in my washroom dried out my ass wiping baby wipes.
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      04-03-2014, 06:28 AM   #102
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Got home from work yesterday, girlfriend didn't have dinner ready, so naturally I was upset. I struck her once and it didn't leave a mark, so I struck her again. She went in the bedroom and cried. I went to bed hungry because no one was around to make my feast.
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Got home from work yesterday, girlfriend didn't have dinner ready, so naturally I was upset. I struck her once and it didn't leave a mark, so I struck her again. She went in the bedroom and cried. I went to bed hungry because no one was around to make my feast.
Strike her after the meal is ready. Oh well you'll learn and there's always a next time, them females never learn anyway.
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      04-03-2014, 07:25 AM   #104
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Got home from work yesterday, girlfriend didn't have dinner ready, so naturally I was upset. I struck her once and it didn't leave a mark, so I struck her again. She went in the bedroom and cried. I went to bed hungry because no one was around to make my feast.
That wench!
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      04-03-2014, 08:35 AM   #105
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      04-03-2014, 08:45 AM   #106
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I know, I mean surely there has to be some kind of labor laws to protect against such atrocities. This place is about 30-40 min away depending on traffic. I have a perfectly good office at home (actually way better) and I do not have kids or anything like that to distract me.

Actually just got back from my first full day at the office, survivor man has nothing on me. Seven days in the African plains living off maggots and scorpions sounds like a vacation compared to what I had to endure.
Hopefully they realize the terrible mistake that they have made and make it right for you. They should certainly include some kind of hazard pay for the time you did spend in the office as well as a week or 2 of paid vacation somewhere nice.
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      04-03-2014, 09:11 AM   #107
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Office, smoffice. That's nothing. Just look at what Litos has to endure. Now that's horror for you. Day in, day out, yogurt on his thumb. And right after his Zumba sessions, too. Painful.
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      04-03-2014, 09:33 AM   #108
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went to LV yesterday and ended up getting the wifey a speedy b empreinte in infini for her b-day...the problem, they didn't have the matching cosmetic pouch!
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Thought sure that was a bunch of typos. Shows how uncultured I am. Unlike Litos' Yoplait.
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Thought sure that was a bunch of typos. Shows how uncultured I am. Unlike Litos' Yoplait.
I only know it because i have to pay for that sh!t

BTW, I could've gotten a 5d MKIII or sveral L's for that piece of leather
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