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      11-12-2007, 09:37 PM   #23
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      11-12-2007, 09:39 PM   #24
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I knew her way before I had the car, she doesnt care about the car


That's what it's all about!!!

If you need the car to find the good ones...then you are compensating for a larger(or perhaps "smaller") problem...
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      11-12-2007, 10:11 PM   #25
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just stick your dick in 'er. make her ride it till u cum, and ride the fuck out of there. make it a booty call, u dont want to get caught in feelings and shit.
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      11-12-2007, 10:15 PM   #26
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I knew her way before I had the car, she doesnt care about the car, its a relationship that meant and hopefully will again mean alot to me
I was just kidding with you actually I have beater car (mazda 3) so when people ask me what I drive I tend to say that instead of my bmw just because I don't want that label we tend to have.
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      11-12-2007, 10:19 PM   #27
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      11-12-2007, 10:41 PM   #28
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I was just kidding with you actually I have beater car (mazda 3) so when people ask me what I drive I tend to say that instead of my bmw just because I don't want that label we tend to have.
yeah i use our suburban alot, but my entire school knows the bimmer.
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      11-12-2007, 10:44 PM   #29
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that's nothing fool haha.. MY ex (wife) just texted me with this..

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"You know I just realized today I'm not over you, that everything I am doing is trying to feel something for someone else instead of you.. I'm still in love with you and I don't know what to do with that"
this is my ex wife (if you need pictures for proof or whatever, I got em.. )



While we were out and came across Seth Mcfarlane.



I'm currently with a beautiful Russian dish now, and couldn't be happier
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      11-12-2007, 11:23 PM   #30
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      11-12-2007, 11:24 PM   #31
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damn she's tatted up hardcore...Family Guy is the shit!!
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      11-12-2007, 11:29 PM   #32
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damn she's tatted up hardcore...Family Guy is the shit!!
she also has her upper back, other arm, lower back as well.

I'm covered myself (lower throat, neck, chest, stomach, sleeves, and back piece coming soon.. oh and some work on my legs as well)
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      11-12-2007, 11:53 PM   #33
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      11-13-2007, 03:22 AM   #34
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do you really care if she likes you for your car? come on.
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      11-13-2007, 03:44 AM   #35
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do you really care if she likes you for your car? come on.
+1 do it up, and bounce.

you guys are F'ing hilarious... lol
i'm up studying for my midterms, and we get these random threads.

just for sh!ts and giggles, maybe i should post a thread on how i shave my balls... or better yet, how my gf txts me about how she wants to shave my balls...
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      11-13-2007, 05:49 AM   #36
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just for sh!ts and giggles, maybe i should post a thread on how i shave my balls...
someone already did man,lol, see:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94784
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      11-13-2007, 06:13 AM   #37
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      11-13-2007, 09:00 AM   #38
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that's nothing fool haha.. MY ex (wife) just texted me with this..



this is my ex wife (if you need pictures for proof or whatever, I got em.. )



While we were out and came across Seth Mcfarlane.



I'm currently with a beautiful Russian dish now, and couldn't be happier
She looks like a little hell cat...
Out of curiosity...why do you have a mattress in the yard?
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      11-13-2007, 09:49 AM   #39
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She looks like a little hell cat...
Out of curiosity...why do you have a mattress in the yard?
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      11-13-2007, 10:54 AM   #40
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      11-13-2007, 11:24 AM   #41
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matt love 84 - Your wife looks shockingly similar to your current girlfriend (from different thread...)
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      11-13-2007, 11:57 AM   #42
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Somewhat, but Masha doesn't have any tattoos. Thank god.



The mattress was in our friend Octavio's yard. (he does a ton of photography for vivid and playboy now).. wasn't in my yard haha.
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      11-13-2007, 12:21 PM   #43
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The mattress was in our friend Octavio's yard. (he does a ton of photography for vivid and playboy now).. wasn't in my yard haha.
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