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      11-14-2013, 09:02 AM   #23
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This thread is pathetic.
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      11-14-2013, 10:11 AM   #24
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      11-14-2013, 10:18 AM   #25
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thread died at post #1......
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      11-14-2013, 10:30 AM   #26
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      11-14-2013, 11:15 AM   #27
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OT Section is getting worst and worst ever day. Make it better Litos

And really Sarah? Come on now!
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      11-14-2013, 11:25 AM   #28
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Why not just search internet for Pr0n? Do you really need to ask strangers on a car forum for pics?

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      11-14-2013, 11:42 AM   #29
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OT Section is getting worst and worst ever day. Make it better Litos

And really Sarah? Come on now!
She is the only female on here probably. I'm still trying to decide if Amanda Horst is a female or secretly a male trying to catfish us.
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      11-14-2013, 12:03 PM   #30
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She is the only female on here probably. I'm still trying to decide if Amanda Horst is a female or secretly a male trying to catfish us.
Or m-sung......
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      11-14-2013, 12:05 PM   #31
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Or m-sung......
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      11-14-2013, 12:11 PM   #32
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Due to the $ sign in Amanda Hor$t's username, my unconscious mind keeps reading it as Amanda Horseshit.

I cannot explain why, but it won't go away.

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      11-14-2013, 12:24 PM   #33
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She is the only female on here probably. I'm still trying to decide if Amanda Horst is a female or secretly a male trying to catfish us.
amanda hor$t = bosster hymen

He just changed his name in the hopes everyone would forget he relies on hookers for pussy since he can't get any on his own.
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      11-14-2013, 12:32 PM   #34
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      11-14-2013, 12:42 PM   #35
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hahaha you guys are cracking me out.... I know is a stupid thread but hey is only for fun...
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      11-14-2013, 12:48 PM   #36
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Would have been fun if this was a Victorias Secret forum....
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Would have been fun if this was a Victorias Secret forum....
haha ur probably right... I thought Ive seen a few good looking females here...
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      11-14-2013, 01:29 PM   #38
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OT Section is getting worst and worst ever day. Make it better Litos

And really Sarah? Come on now!
whats wrong with sara?
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      11-14-2013, 01:50 PM   #39
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haha ur probably right... I thought Ive seen a few good looking females here...
and if there were, why in the world would they want to subject themselves to an adolescent "sausage fest" such as this?
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      11-14-2013, 01:53 PM   #40
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whats wrong with sara?
Nothing, She's probably a nice girl but every newb on the forums gets al excited about her.
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      11-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #41
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Nothing, She's probably a nice girl but every newb on the forums gets al excited about her.
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