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      07-31-2013, 12:30 AM   #1
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The Best Collection of Stand Up Comedy (NSFW)

I'm a big fan of stand up as it's always good to have a laugh. I've seen a good amount but would like to expose myself to other comedians that you can suggest.

Here's a good long one, I'll add more.

All Star Comedy Jam

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did i really just watch Russell Peters for 2 hrs at work??
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Thanks a lot for this one. Im new to Bill Burr.
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I just noticed this but I think Aries has a very similar comedic style as Chappelle. I've been a long time fan of chappelle and I know Aries has been in the business forever (mad tv) but it seems like Aries is copying Chappelle quite a lot for stand up. Love his impressions tho.
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And pretty much everything Kevin Hart does.
Also if you're into really dirty and vulgar stand up, check out Lisa Lampanelli. She will make you cry with laughter its absolutely amazing
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Here's another Louis CK

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I just noticed this but I think Aries has a very similar comedic style as Chappelle. I've been a long time fan of chappelle and I know Aries has been in the business forever (mad tv) but it seems like Aries is copying Chappelle quite a lot for stand up. Love his impressions tho.
Eddie Murphy was open about copying Richard Pryor too. Whatever the case may be, they're all pretty damn funny
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