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      07-19-2013, 01:01 PM   #133
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This is a funny option, depending on how secure you are with your significant other. My girlfriends sister decided she wanted a boob job, and she didn't have to pay a cent for it. Granted her husband took provocative pictures of her, as she sat online and talked dirty to what I'm sure was old men that would send her "coins/money" that got put into a little account where she could ONLY turn it in for a boob job. Low behold, she had talked dirty to enough old horny men and gained enough money for a boob job, free of charge. I don't know exactly what kind of pictures she was sending out to get this "money" and knowing her it was probably boobs at a minimum, but this could be an option if you want to "have your cake, and then eat it too".
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      07-19-2013, 03:51 PM   #134
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ok, cool......liar.....
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      07-19-2013, 09:10 PM   #135
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This is a funny option, depending on how secure you are with your significant other. My girlfriends sister decided she wanted a boob job, and she didn't have to pay a cent for it. Granted her husband took provocative pictures of her, as she sat online and talked dirty to what I'm sure was old men that would send her "coins/money" that got put into a little account where she could ONLY turn it in for a boob job. Low behold, she had talked dirty to enough old horny men and gained enough money for a boob job, free of charge. I don't know exactly what kind of pictures she was sending out to get this "money" and knowing her it was probably boobs at a minimum, but this could be an option if you want to "have your cake, and then eat it too".
You have essentially just wrote the job description for a stripper
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      07-20-2013, 12:13 AM   #136
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ok, cool......liar.....
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      07-20-2013, 12:48 AM   #137
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This is a funny option, depending on how secure you are with your significant other. My girlfriends sister decided she wanted a boob job, and she didn't have to pay a cent for it. Granted her husband took provocative pictures of her, as she sat online and talked dirty to what I'm sure was old men that would send her "coins/money" that got put into a little account where she could ONLY turn it in for a boob job. Low behold, she had talked dirty to enough old horny men and gained enough money for a boob job, free of charge. I don't know exactly what kind of pictures she was sending out to get this "money" and knowing her it was probably boobs at a minimum, but this could be an option if you want to "have your cake, and then eat it too".
i read about this site / community. what a wicked idea. read something about the guy who started it a while back.
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      07-20-2013, 09:40 AM   #138
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You have essentially just wrote the job description for a stripper
Thats basically the whole aspect of it. The only difference is you get to strip on your own table for a bunch of nerds / lonely old men. Pretty screwed up in my opinion, but if you knew them both, they are both messed up in the head, so I wouldn't expect them to do anything less.
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      07-20-2013, 12:19 PM   #139
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pgviper doesn't have to post shit if he doesn't want to. I believe him. Unless we're all still in high school and we're still dick measuring? I think Litos is compensating for something...
You are still in high school... Aren't you?
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      07-20-2013, 01:11 PM   #140
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You are still in high school... Aren't you?
I'm actually in college now. Moving up in the world...
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      07-20-2013, 04:19 PM   #141
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      07-20-2013, 07:10 PM   #142
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I'm actually in college now. Moving up in the world...
what courses are you taking !??!

Banning 101 lol......
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      07-20-2013, 08:12 PM   #143
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You are still in high school... Aren't you?
Dude thats hymen's dummy account...(I should say was) ...lol
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      07-21-2013, 09:18 AM   #144
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Dude thats hymen's dummy account...(I should say was) ...lol
No it was keepittrill i think.

I'm sorry but how sad is your life that when you get banned you need to make a different account to keep trolling a forum?
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      07-21-2013, 11:32 AM   #145
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No it was keepittrill i think.

I'm sorry but how sad is your life that when you get banned you need to make a different account to keep trolling a forum?
He was banned? I thought he just offed himself..
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      07-21-2013, 12:50 PM   #146
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He was banned? I thought he just offed himself..
god willing......
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      07-21-2013, 03:36 PM   #147
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No it was keepittrill i think.

I'm sorry but how sad is your life that when you get banned you need to make a different account to keep trolling a forum?
Seriously, if you're are going to being a ban evader, at least don't write the same description of the car you drive

"Daddy-bought Z4"

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      07-21-2013, 08:33 PM   #148
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Seriously, if you're are going to being a ban evader, at least don't write the same description of the car you drive
that's that college life...

he should just let daddy take care of him....
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      07-21-2013, 09:26 PM   #149
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Don't worry... He's from Arizona... The crazy state... You know the state with the looney sheriff, those crazy restaurant owners, etc. Colorado must put something in their water....
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      07-22-2013, 01:36 AM   #150
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Ha, I was wondering where this troll went. How did he manage to get banned twice in several months? Actually starting to miss his completely useless replies especially about cars that he has no clue about.
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      07-22-2013, 06:45 AM   #151
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his completely useless replies especially about cars that he has no clue about.
That post is taken by Balls Hymen.. and i don't think he's going anywhere
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      07-22-2013, 07:07 AM   #152
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I would rather spend on mods
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      07-24-2013, 07:28 AM   #153
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Lol. I like natural myself. Got a dance from a girl with some bad fakes long time ago. Traumatized me. Felt like I got elbowed by jon jones.
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