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      03-20-2008, 01:21 PM   #1
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American Airline goes X-Rated!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A., MyFOXHouston reports.

The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.

Dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing, MyFOXHouston reports.

American Airlines officials maintain that appropriate action was taken and the man was arrested when the plane landed.

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      03-20-2008, 01:23 PM   #2
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      03-20-2008, 01:25 PM   #3
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      03-20-2008, 01:42 PM   #4
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LOL... why is it AA's fault? haha
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      03-20-2008, 01:47 PM   #5
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lol, reminds me of something I read recently. Probably a /b/tard in action.
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      03-20-2008, 02:02 PM   #6
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LOL... why is it AA's fault? haha
Cause they didn't do anything about it when the passenger asked for help.
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      03-20-2008, 02:03 PM   #7
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Ladies and gentlemen, as we prepare for landing, please fasten your seatbelts, stow carryon articles, return seatbacks to their upright positions and put your willy back in your pants.
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that woman must be so hot that the guy besides him got too horny and started masturbating,,LOL
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it's not AA's fault. but the lady cant get too much money out of the guy, can put him in jail maybe. suing AA on the other hand can get her some cash
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Cause they didn't do anything about it when the passenger asked for help.
Yeah that statement didnt make sense to me. I mean it first says that she was sitting in an empty row so how can she have asked for help when there was no threat? Secondly, if she woke up and found substance on her hair, everything was already done. So why would the guy continue to masturbate? Thirdly, I highly doubt that if a passenger told the staff that this dude jizzed on her hair and they didnt do anything. If that's true, then I think AA deserves the suit (which would have happened regardless whether they moved the man or not).
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that woman must be so hot that the guy besides him got too horny and started masturbating,,LOL
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apparently the lady has sued before which makes ya wonder... if she had stuff in her hair, I would assume the guy was already done. Probably in the back row blew snot in her hair or something....lol
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Cause they didn't do anything about it when the passenger asked for help.
*shrugs* didn't read the article but did see the headlines yesterday. lol america & sueing... if anything the guy who violated her personal privacy shoulda been sued.
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you want to see the jizz in her hair or the man masturbating?

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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
the sad part about it is that he's probably telling the truth

forget about wacking off,i'll like to join the mile high club soon
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