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      05-20-2005, 05:31 AM   #1
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Are you 54......or 18....???

To my dear wife

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply.



I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.



Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.



Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight.







When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............






I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.



I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.



At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.



As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.



Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow………

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      05-20-2005, 03:12 PM   #2
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      08-15-2005, 09:49 AM   #3
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      08-21-2005, 06:44 PM   #4
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That is hilarious...
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      08-21-2005, 08:21 PM   #5
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HAHA!
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      09-21-2005, 08:07 AM   #6
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Haha, lol.
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      09-21-2005, 10:18 AM   #7
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lol...sh*t....
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      10-06-2005, 09:29 AM   #8
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      11-15-2005, 01:53 AM   #10
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