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      03-29-2013, 12:07 PM   #1
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Mid 30's and single...thank god I'm a man!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ermarkets.html
There are time in life i'm glad i'm a man!
Sure i may not get free drinks when I go to a bar...and i get pulled over I am getting a ticket...
But I can pee standing up and well....I'm 36 and the last girl I dated was 26...
Sadly many women just don't want to date younger men and well some just age like french bread....
Enjoy the article if you have been shot down recently at a bar when talking to a cute girl.
Remember boys....it's not about the battles we lost it's about the war you will win!

Now go off and have a good time!

*this article will offend people...why I have no idea...and what I have written will offend others....why? Maybe they like to pee while sitting down. For those that do...I'm sorry i did not mean to offend you so no need to get all pissy hissy...just sit down and take a piss!*
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Was the 26 year old you dated impressed with your working knowledge of a Dyson? I'm thinking she wasn't...
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      03-29-2013, 12:23 PM   #3
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Was the 26 year old you dated impressed with your working knowledge of a Dyson? I'm thinking she wasn't...
Well most 26yo guys tend to live with a buch of other 26yo dudes and their places are a mess. I have a Dyson and a roomba and I like to keep my place clean. So yes...she was impresses by me.

We dated for a good while but she wanted kids....and i don't so....hey we move on!
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if you have your stuff together, it's definitely great to be a single guy in your 30's.

most of the playboys and "popular people" i knew in h.s. and college have settled already into very office-space canned lives.
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      03-29-2013, 12:46 PM   #5
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Same here.
I'm still living a very fun life.
Nice car, skydive, rock climg, decent bike and well....I'm in better shape.

However sadly, it also means as the author put it...going out...may be a bit more of an issue since everyone has a kid.
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      03-29-2013, 01:12 PM   #6
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I knew this thread was started by you shah. I didn't even have to look at the screen name associated with the OP.
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      03-29-2013, 01:20 PM   #7
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I knew this thread was started by you shah. I didn't even have to look at the screen name associated with the OP.
+1

Why can't we just merge all the fat chick/engineering/dating threads shah has created into one massive fail thread?
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I actually don't mind shah's thread, but just pointing out the content is fairly consistent when it comes from shah.
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      03-29-2013, 01:28 PM   #9
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And you see anything here about fat chicks or engineering?
But it is a dating thread about an article i read and thought would be fun to share.

You don't like it...don't read it.

Now that said...I don't get it....I've dated women a solid 15 years older than me....hey ti's fun. I don't see why a 35yo woman can't or shouldn't date a 25yo guy?
I wonder if the author ever thought of that when she was looking for a guy?
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And you see anything here about fat chicks or engineering?
But it is a dating thread about an article i read and thought would be fun to share.

You don't like it...don't read it.

Now that said...I don't get it....I've dated women a solid 15 years older than me....hey ti's fun. I don't see why a 35yo woman can't or shouldn't date a 25yo guy?
I wonder if the author ever thought of that when she was looking for a guy?

Sorry all I really want to know is how you handling that 10% pay cut.

Cheers mate
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Sadly many women just don't want to date younger men
Wrong. Women want to date younger men, but men don't want to date older women. A single woman in her mid-to-late-30s would eagerly date a sucessful man 5-10 years her junior, but good luck getting his attention when the bar is full of spritely young 20-somethings.
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Wrong. Women want to date younger men, but men don't want to date older women. A single woman in her mid-to-late-30s would eagerly date a sucessful man 5-10 years her junior, but good luck getting his attention when the bar is full of spritely young female 20-somethings.
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      03-29-2013, 02:40 PM   #13
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Wrong. Women want to date younger men, but men don't want to date older women. A single woman in her mid-to-late-30s would eagerly date a sucessful man 5-10 years her junior, but good luck getting his attention when the bar is full of spritely young 20-somethings.
Easy...most of those 20 something are just bla bla bla.....playing hard to get.

Two years ago I was dating a woman who had just turend 50. At the time I was only 34. She was in my Yoga class and after class one day she asked me if i wanted to join her for a drink.....she was older yes...but she took care of her self, was in better shape than a good number of the 30yo women I knew, she dressed very well and well.....overall was hot as hell! (Red head, fake tits....oh so nice...)

Long story short...best sex i have ever had! And well I for one was very happy she unlike many mid 20 something yo women had the guts to walk up to a guy and ask him out.

I think the girl should have just grown a set and walked over to a younger guy and said hi......

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if you have your stuff together, it's definitely great to be a single guy in your 30's.
Yup
I'm 35 and spent the evening with a petite, athletic (and SMART) 23 year old...and the morning The only consistent complaint I get from women is that I don't spend enough time with them or enough time texting them between meetups. Of course, this is just payback for us having our sexual peaks in our awkward teenage years. Attractive women get to spend their teens and 20's with everyone falling all over themselves to be with them, so it's nice we guys get our turn.
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It's like that e90post Sara chick with the white E92. She's ~24 and was dating a guy 10+ years older that bought her all kinds of shit (instagram creepin).
I'm 26, and I look down on girls that date much older like that, but I know when I'm 35, I'd love to have a young 20-something.
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I couldn't handle a 20 year old. Last night I went to bed at 10pm, and thought to myself "This is awesome."
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I couldn't handle a 20 year old. Last night I went to bed at 10pm, and thought to myself "This is awesome."
I'm 23 and I already love my bed way too much to go out past 1am anymore.
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It's like that e90post Sara chick with the white E92. She's ~24 and was dating a guy 10+ years older that bought her all kinds of shit (instagram creepin).
I'm 26, and I look down on girls that date much older like that, but I know when I'm 35, I'd love to have a young 20-something.
LOL- it doesn't have to be that way. The 23 year old girl was buying MY drinks last night
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At least your not a broke joke living at your parents
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I'm 23 and I already love my bed way too much to go out past 1am anymore.
Yeah. It's not healthy anyway, and people at that hour always find a way to start trouble.
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I'm telling you...you young guys have not lived till you have dated a mature sexual woman who is older and better off than you and who makes you cum so hard and so fast you actually get pissed off at yourself!
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I think more older women need to get with the times and approach younger men.
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Two years ago I was dating a woman who had just turend 50. At the time I was only 34. She was in my Yoga class and after class one day she asked me if i wanted to join her for a drink.....she was older yes...but she took care of her self, was in better shape than a good number of the 30yo women I knew, she dressed very well and well.....overall was hot as hell! (Red head, fake tits....oh so nice...)

Long story short...best sex i have ever had!
Trolling attempt #2103? Or genuine? I can no longer tell.
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