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      04-01-2013, 03:04 PM   #1
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Chevy Tahoe 30+ gains from intake

So I was talking to my one friends and i was telling him that he should get a intake for his truck. Well he took my advice and went to autozone and got all supplies. I asked him if he noticed anything differently. He said yes indeed. He said his 0-60 went from 14 seconds to 9 seconds..knowing that's complete bull, I asked what he thought he gained from the intake. He said "well my "truck" stock is 285hp, and it's about 325hp to 330hp now" any thoughts? I thought this was hilarious
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      04-01-2013, 03:16 PM   #2
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That depends.... Did he apply the Autozone sticker to the side of the truck or to the back of the truck?
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He must have had VTAC installed too.
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Reminds me of the scene in Fast and Furious 1 where 'the mad scientist' explains that if they just "lengthen the injector pulse", the front wheel drive Maxima in front of them will run 9 second quarters. If an intake dropped his 0-60 time by 5 seconds, VTEC must really be kicking in. Lol.
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      04-01-2013, 04:24 PM   #6
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Idk about the autozone stickers but I told him to get flames. +10hp haha
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maybe not with an intake alone, but intake + software... it's possible
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Reminds me of the scene in Fast and Furious 1 where 'the mad scientist' explains that if they just "lengthen the injector pulse", the front wheel drive Maxima in front of them will run 9 second quarters. If an intake dropped his 0-60 time by 5 seconds, VTEC must really be kicking in. Lol.
No no, he drives a truck so he must be from the sticks. It's VTAAAC.
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That depends.... Did he apply the Autozone sticker to the side of the truck or to the back of the truck?
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      04-01-2013, 08:23 PM   #12
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Probably those stick on side vents. Helps with aerodynamics. Skull shift knobs help with quicker shifts too.
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its all about dem LED's guise.
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this can only be explained if he got the stage 2 package with aluminum flame pedals and fender vents. otherwise i call BS
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I thought tahoes were 325 hp stock
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not worth a argument. some people are just plain retarded.
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Does he have it rigged up with clothes dryer machine ducts? It's only pro if it's done like that.
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I think it is also hilarious you didn't just say 40+ gains in the title. Yeah maths!
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Well he's got a diesel tip(3hp) cherry bomb muffler (?hp) PVC piping intake with spectra filter (35hp) light bar on roof for aerodynamics. And steel Chevy emblem (13hp)
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If it makes it even better, he's a Mexican punk wannabe redneck. Yeah anything can exists in nj lol
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