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      08-30-2007, 09:28 PM   #1
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Post your Mom's thread

uh post the lovely lady that you call Mommy





















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      08-30-2007, 09:29 PM   #2
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i like to be the first one to say " A MILF! "
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      08-30-2007, 09:31 PM   #3
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woah dont talk about others moms like that. But i agree haha
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      08-30-2007, 09:33 PM   #4
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My mom on my dads car...
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      08-30-2007, 09:43 PM   #5
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This is a joke right?
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      08-30-2007, 09:46 PM   #6
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no Im just THAT bored tonight
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      08-30-2007, 09:47 PM   #7
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Dude. You really like your mom.

andy.
I know hes almost convinced me, wtb NWS shots.
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      08-30-2007, 09:49 PM   #8
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Actually i think i put 2 and 2 together, I think SARA504 is the other blonde, am i right? then this thread isnt as terrible...
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      08-30-2007, 09:50 PM   #9
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this is fukin weird
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      08-30-2007, 09:51 PM   #10
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Im not blonde
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      08-30-2007, 09:51 PM   #11
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Schneids maths FTW. This thread is still fucking weird, though.

andy.
Hey if sara is that other chick and wants to get freaky "cause i havent had sex in forever" (Quoted from another thread) and is offering to bring her mom then why the hell not
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      08-30-2007, 09:53 PM   #12
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Hahahahaha. Still, wtg for posting a pictorial biography of your mom, AND saying you havent had sex in forever, all on the same board.
Hey looks like some lucky guy may make it to the garden.....
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Hahahahaha. Still, wtg for posting a pictorial biography of your mom, AND saying you havent had sex in forever, all on the same board.
I could go more into detail..but I figured Id just stop there..One thing you'll learn about me.. my life is an open book.
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don't post here if it's too weird for u to handle
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      08-30-2007, 09:56 PM   #15
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Between the last two posts i dont know which is wierder, the open book or the guy hitting on me?

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Hehehe. Schneid, I feel like we're talking on the phone. Without the phone. Or voice. It's weird. Not as weird as this thread, though.
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      08-30-2007, 09:57 PM   #16
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BlackSapphire - uhh, ok...

Schneid - dear god, no... I meant because the thread got replies so fast.
Lol its just priceless, and i think sara wants us to write a page in that open book of hers..... she can bring her mother and come write one in mine.
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Between the last two posts i dont know which is wierder, the open book or the guy hitting on me?
lol
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I don't have a mom
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lol
You must not have read the other 9 posts i made huh?
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"He has a bimmer AND a bike? Now thats HOT" (Again another thread) They dont have the term village bicycle in louisiana do they?
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I could go more into detail..but I figured Id just stop there..One thing you'll learn about me.. my life is an open book.
please go on.... this could get interesting....
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please go on.... this could get interesting....
Shes 15, retract your post before the police are at your door.
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