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      08-24-2007, 11:09 AM   #1
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Why do we fart when we pee?

So Im standing at the urinal and a guy comes in and stands right next to me(doesnt use the man code by moving one over) and lets out this huge ass-roar. I myself had let one go before he came in.

I didnt have to fart before this and yet it seems to always happen. Anyone else?
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      08-24-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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Not me, I fart when I'm in the truck with my family
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Happens to me in the mornings.... not so much during the day.

I feel ya on the man-code violators. I used to have one co-worker who was an insidious offender; not only would he stand next to me, but he'd strike up a conversation, too. Sorry -- I don't wanna chat with another dude while I'm holding my junk. Save it for the sinks.
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Not me, I fart when I'm in the truck with my family
Well yeah, I fart on all occasions as well. Im just saying, does the bladder being released have something to do with allowing air to escape from the sphincter?
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... you guys are like 50 or something?
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... you guys are like 50 or something?
I dont think its age dependant. Apparently you havent experienced this phenomenon yet. Just wait till the day it creeps up on you.
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lol @ the man code... thats a good one
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Common thing to do


Just as long as you don't fart during sex, shouldn't be a problem
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So Im standing at the urinal and a guy comes in and stands right next to me(doesnt use the man code by moving one over) and lets out this huge ass-roar. I myself had let one go before he came in.

I didnt have to fart before this and yet it seems to always happen. Anyone else?
coz u relax.... i fart 50% of the time when i take a piss.
i prefer farting in my office to stop people from walking in on me
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lol @ the man code... thats a good one
Take the test! http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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Just turned 41.

I think it's actually the release of the tension in the bladder, you can't control the bladder as independently of the sphinchter as you might want, you typically release the entire pelvic floor, at least to some degree.
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I dont think its age dependant. Apparently you havent experienced this phenomenon yet. Just wait till the day it creeps up on you.
its not age dependant and yet in the future it will "creep up on me" like not being able to sleep the full night without getting up to use the bathroom, not being able to get up from a chair without going "ohhh"

soo yea, 50 right?

only people ive ever heard of doing that are old geezers
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I aced it. I don't know why my coworkers have such a problem with this.
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Why do some people spit when using a urinal?
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Why do some people spit when using a urinal?
Where are they spitting?
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According to Colin Powell, he did it even when he wasn't at the urinal.

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Where are they spitting?
Into the urinal. I just find it odd that so many need to spit and they seem to do it in reaction to being at a urinal.
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Into the urinal. I just find it odd that so many need to spit and they seem to do it in reaction to being at a urinal.
I can honestly say Ive never seen that before. Thats disgusting. Were they spitting dip?
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I can honestly say Ive never seen that before. Thats disgusting. Were they spitting dip?
No, I see it everywhere here; maybe it is a south jersey thing. Walk up to a urinal, spit, pee or pee and spit.
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