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      01-16-2013, 08:37 PM   #67
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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.
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      01-16-2013, 08:38 PM   #68
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when you buy a overpriced car without flinching , then bitch at a 200$ oil change.
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      01-16-2013, 08:42 PM   #69
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When you give hell to the pre-pubescent zit faced deckhand that didn't wrap your cheap cloth seats in plasticrap before sitting his skinny ass in your car , even if he's obviously cleaner than you.
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      01-16-2013, 08:44 PM   #70
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when you tell your mother in law leaning on your quarter panel with what appears to be the softest jogging pants ever to WATCH THE FUCKING PAINT!!
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      01-16-2013, 08:49 PM   #71
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when you jump on the counter at the dmv in a hissy fit 'cause you didnt get any of the following numbers/letters on your plates....
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      01-16-2013, 08:53 PM   #72
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when you wont even step on the go pedal ,on a deserted road, when a rs4 pulls up and wants to race just for 5 seconds, so you don't break your douchebag ego in case you dont pull ahead.
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      01-16-2013, 08:56 PM   #73
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when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

(i would drink her dirty bath water)
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      01-16-2013, 09:01 PM   #74
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When your date says : " lets have sex in your car" , and you reply: " ok, my other car is at home "
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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.
What in the hell did I just read
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If you have DCT and get mad when someone says o I have that in my Honda or whatever non sports car they drive
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      01-16-2013, 09:08 PM   #77
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i have that on my snow blower
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i have that on my snow blower

STOP ruining this thread!!!!
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      01-16-2013, 09:22 PM   #79
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What in the hell did I just read
stuff like this has happened before.......much like the big bang , and baywatch.
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STOP ruining this thread!!!!
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What in the hell did I just read
Don't worry, he's Canadian.
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To tell the truth, I've done that will all my cars.
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when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

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you should be ashamed. unless you have speed cloth just do the deed.
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