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      11-18-2005, 10:10 AM   #1
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I GAVE MY FRIEND A WHACK FOR FARTING ON MY LEATHER SEATS!!!

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Was I wrong for hitting my friend against his head, with my fist because he let a fart rip on my nice smelling leather seats????

Am I becoming to obsesive about my Bimmer and who does what to it?


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      11-18-2005, 10:12 AM   #2
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      11-18-2005, 10:13 AM   #3
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important question...

wet or dry??

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      11-18-2005, 10:14 AM   #4
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I hope you didn't "sniff your interior" that day!
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      11-18-2005, 10:15 AM   #5
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Sure you weren't driving so fast you scared the sh!t out of him!!??
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      11-18-2005, 10:18 AM   #6
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Sure you weren't driving so fast you scared the sh!t out of him!!??

No man we were waiting at a red traffic light.
And he just let it rip.

No respect for my baby!!!
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      11-18-2005, 10:19 AM   #7
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Anyone who farts in the close confines of a car deserves a whack!!
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      11-18-2005, 10:22 AM   #8
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No man we were waiting at a red traffic light.
And he just let it rip.

No respect for my baby!!!
Well in that case, only a heavy blunt object will do
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Thanx now I dont feel bad anymore.
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      11-18-2005, 10:34 AM   #10
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That is rude...who farts in a car? Especially if he know's you are a car fanatic...
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My best friend growing up inheirited an '84 Ford Escort Hatchback from his Mom as his first car when he was 16. When she gave it to him, he called me up, and told me to come over and go for a ride. So I get to his place, and I see him kneeling at the driver's side open door, hitting the seats hard with his elbows. Every time he hit, a cloud of dust rose up. So I ask him what he's doing. And he replies - "Beating my Mom's farts out of the seats!!"
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      11-18-2005, 10:40 AM   #12
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That is rude...who farts in a car? Especially if he know's you are a car fanatic...
I would look at it this way, it could have been worse, you could have been coming back from the baked beans and cabbage gourmet festival
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OMG! I hope you put the windows down to air our the car for a while. Best to leave the moonroof in the vented position overnight.
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I would look at it this way, it could have been worse, you could have been coming back from the baked beans and cabbage gourmet festival

Come to think about it, the smell had a hint of egg and crunchy peanut butter.

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Have you ever had a friend do the booger roll? A friend and I were driving along and I saw him digging around his nose. Knowing what was coming next, I watched out of my peripheral. He rolled and then stretched his hand down towards the floor board, fingers pinched mind you; and then, after a moment, his hand came back up, fingers relaxed. I asked him what in the hell he thought he just did and he feigned ignorance until I made him vacuum out his side of the car. And I drive Taurus!

Another friend of mine in HS had a very nice 320i. But being spoiled as he was, he would pick his nose and just wipe it on the carpet. I begged him to not do that to his car, but he did not care. Poor little bimmer.
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Have you ever had a friend do the booger roll? A friend and I were driving along and I saw him digging around his nose. Knowing what was coming next, I watched out of my peripheral. He rolled and then stretched his hand down towards the floor board, fingers pinched mind you; and then, after a moment, his hand came back up, fingers relaxed. I asked him what in the hell he thought he just did and he feigned ignorance until I made him vacuum out his side of the car. And I drive Taurus!

Another friend of mine in HS had a very nice 320i. But being spoiled as he was, he would pick his nose and just wipe it on the carpet. I begged him to not do that to his car, but he did not care. Poor little bimmer.
My friend Gerald has the previous 2003 M5, he put his snot under the steering wheel. Sick f...ker!!!

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I don't understand what makes people do that.
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When my wife first got her E-46, she made it very clear that it was a FART FREE ZONE.

She has since softened a bit, but I still make sure I'm discreet.


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I would look at it this way, it could have been worse, you could have been coming back from the baked beans and cabbage gourmet festival
It's funny that you, being from Australia, should mention this, because the last time I was there, I watched a man make himself a breakfast with eggs, baked beans and sauerkraut all on a muffin.

To make matters worse, I had been drinking Crownies with him the night before.

I made sure that I didn't get into any confined spaces with him that day.
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Was it a juicer? If it was, he deserves another whack to the head. I don't even fart in my own car! That's just wrong.
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I thought this board had previously set records for lack of relevancy and sheer waste of bandwidth - but this is the new topper. Right up there with the clowns who get traffic tickets and come here looking for sympathy, and then worse yet, actually getting some.
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If you continue to whack him you may become more than friends.
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I thought this board had previously set records for lack of relevancy and sheer waste of bandwidth - but this is the new topper. Right up there with the clowns who get traffic tickets and come here looking for sympathy, and then worse yet, actually getting some.
The topic heading clearly spells out what the content will be about. You chose to click through mate, no one held a gun to your head.

Anyway, chill out - we are just letting off steam, you must have been a bit light handed with the caffine this morning.
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