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      12-01-2012, 12:58 PM   #1
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      12-01-2012, 01:02 PM   #2
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That's a good one. I saw that recently and showed my wife and she said "Exactly!"
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Very funny!
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      12-01-2012, 01:33 PM   #5
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jae that about sums it up. nice.
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      12-01-2012, 01:49 PM   #6
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The "what my wife thinks" part hits the nail on the head! My wife sometimes thinks I'm trying to pick up dates at the track. I tell her..."only if I was gay and thought rich old farts were hot".
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lol. Yeah, tracks are usually 90+% guys, not the best place to pick up ladies.
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Hilarious!
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haha thats awesome
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The "what my wife thinks" part hits the nail on the head! My wife sometimes thinks I'm trying to pick up dates at the track. I tell her..."only if I was gay and thought rich old farts were hot".
My wife has come with me to the track a few times and knows why I'm there and that women are rare.
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Great pic
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      12-02-2012, 11:22 AM   #13
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After the relief of not seeing my car when opening....LMFAO! Nice!
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soooo true hahhahaha
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Hilarious!

The flip side may be true: my cousin (female, single, successful and attractive) has decided to come to the track to meet men. My Wife suggested it to her.
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So true indeed.
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The flip side may be true: my cousin (female, single, successful and attractive) has decided to come to the track to meet men. My Wife suggested it to her.
When my wife comes, I make sure she wears many layers or loose fitting clothing.
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I love both versions!

James, that is you under the car in that last shot!
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      12-02-2012, 10:28 PM   #22
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I love both versions!

James, that is you under the car in that last shot!
I know...I thought so too but I looked closer and realized it was NOT me. My hammer is MUCH bigger!
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