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      08-07-2007, 01:34 PM   #1
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ahahhaha.....

repost? jjust got this though email.


Sex at the office

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl
in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you
let
me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie said, I'll be real
fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish
by
the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that
she
would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the
situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money
really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed
and
accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks
what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The
bastard
had all quarters!"
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      08-07-2007, 01:39 PM   #2
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Yes.

This is my new in office ploy.
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      08-07-2007, 01:52 PM   #3
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ROFL!!!!
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      08-07-2007, 05:28 PM   #4
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this joke just made my day
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      08-07-2007, 05:30 PM   #5
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hahaha nice
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      08-07-2007, 05:34 PM   #6
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this never gets old...
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      08-07-2007, 06:00 PM   #7
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this joke just made my day

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      08-08-2007, 07:54 AM   #8
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good one.
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      08-08-2007, 07:56 AM   #9
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+1
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gives me ideas
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      08-08-2007, 09:31 PM   #10
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one of the best jokes I've heard in a while.
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      08-08-2007, 11:08 PM   #11
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LOL
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      08-12-2007, 01:46 AM   #12
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Heard it before but it's always funny, ahaha.
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      08-12-2007, 01:47 AM   #13
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HAHAHA!
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      08-13-2007, 06:46 PM   #14
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that's the dark side of long...
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      09-11-2007, 01:47 PM   #15
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      09-15-2007, 05:41 AM   #16
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lol this is good one
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      09-15-2007, 06:54 PM   #17
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Very, very nice joke.

-Nathan
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      09-18-2007, 03:40 PM   #18
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hilarious!!
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      09-18-2007, 03:41 PM   #19
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That's great!
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      09-18-2007, 03:41 PM   #20
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HAHA~
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      09-20-2007, 02:52 AM   #21
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Nice Long. Now people know why we call you Longtime (MeLuvU).
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