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      08-02-2007, 09:11 AM   #1
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joke no pics, maybe NWS

Ok, a man walks into a bank intending to rob it with a ski mask and a pistol. He quickly runs up to the teller, points the gun at her and says, "empty the vault, now!" Confused the woman replies "but sir, this is a sperm bank" as she empties the fridge. The robber jabs shoves the gun in her face and orders her to drink one of the samples. The woman refuses but with a gun in her face she has no other option but to drink the fluids. "Now grab another one and drink it." Again she wants to refuse but has no choice but to drink it. "Grab another and chug it!" Almost in tears she gives in and drinks the fluids. The robber then takes off his mask and says. "see honey, that wasn't so hard, now was it?"




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      08-02-2007, 02:50 PM   #2
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lol that was pretty funny
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      08-02-2007, 02:55 PM   #3
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Haha, pretty god damn funny. There's already have a jokes thread though.
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having your gf drink another man's jez.... joke was funny.
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      08-02-2007, 05:20 PM   #5
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having your gf drink another man's jez.... joke was funny.
I guess idealy he makes regular "deposits" and the ones she drank was his.

Sorry about starting a new thread if I shouldn't have, I guess I'll post my jokes in the existing one. I think one of the best parts of telling jokes is getting everyone's reaction, and it's just hard to do in a thread with 100+ posts.
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      08-02-2007, 10:51 PM   #6
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actually i agree with long thats pretty damn nasty
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that was gross. lol
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disgusting haha but pretty funny.........but the way i used to do it with my g/f was.....well i wouldnt tell her when the time was right hahaha......until it was too late. Of course she'd get a bit pissed but thats all haha, suckkka
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now that's funny!

kinda, oops sory honey!
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i assume the OP was taiwanese. the same joke was told on TV by a pretty famous singer in Taiwan called Fei Yu Ching.
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