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      05-26-2016, 11:28 PM   #1
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Should i buy this or a winter beater?

Seriously, people spend their money on this?
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Is it made of dolphin?
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I'm just curious who actually buys this stuff?
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I'm just curious who actually buys this stuff?
This guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-holiday.html

I seem to also recall reading about an oil-rich person air freighting his cars somewhere just to be detailed some years back.
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I'm going to buy it so I can masturbate with it.



Talk about making a rod shine.
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Now that's a real winter beater.
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Talk about making a rod shine.
I believe that is how the product is produced in the first place. It is the ejaculate of pubescent belugas. Really handy while polishing your Rod Bearings.
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The epitome of working with seamen.
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Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet you're used to that when working with seamen.
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Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet your used to that when working with seamen.
*you're

Sorry man, improper usage of those words makes my eyes bleed, it's like I see men, or something.
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Wait, what was this thread about again? Shit. LOL
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Wow. Epitome. That's quite a mouthful, but I'll bet your used to that when working with seamen.
*you're

Sorry man, improper usage of those words makes my eyes bleed, it's like I see men, or something.
Damn. Twice. :,(

Also, can we call it a typo instead of improper usage. I know the difference
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Wait, what was this thread about again? Shit. LOL
OP wants to know whom he should manually stimulate into a jar this winter.
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Damn. Twice. :,(

Also, can we call it a typo instead of improper usage. I know the difference
Typo it is. Pass b/c no one GAF on Friday's. Even in FL.

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OP wants to know whom he should manually stimulate into a jar this winter.
Ohhhhhh.


Shit! It's $3500.
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This guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-holiday.html

I seem to also recall reading about an oil-rich person air freighting his cars somewhere just to be detailed some years back.
Similar to a story I heard about some people paying nearly 7 figures just so they can attend a "cars and coffee" type of meet and drive in another country.
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I think we just ruined OPs thread....



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I think we just ruined OPs thread....



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      05-27-2016, 12:26 PM   #18
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Talk about making a rod shine.
Maybe your dick will be 100% black LMAO
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^^LOL couldn't help it :jellyroll:

waiting for a good come back lol
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Yes I do! Something you guys wouldn't understand without deep pockets, like myself
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