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      06-27-2014, 10:38 PM   #793
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Seems the recent trend is that it's actually fashionably for women to have giant asses. So if you say "no" these days, you might offend your girl!
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      07-03-2014, 11:27 AM   #798
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
^As in ketchup on your fries action? Uhh... Thanks for sharing?
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
Action is not worth the red belt, should have told her to GTFO.


My SO gets irritated when I turn her down during her week of being possessed. Let me know when Satan has been extruded from your system, then we can talk.
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
Pics or it didn't happen!
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