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      06-27-2014, 10:38 PM   #793
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^Oh geez LMAO... I even specifically researched the question before I made my rebuttal and masturbation is not a sin!! Even the closest verse that only an idiot can interpret as masturbation what we call "pulling out", and shit man... I think most men would've dropped dead at 16 if they didn't wank . Oh, and their website is down.
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Seems the recent trend is that it's actually fashionably for women to have giant asses. So if you say "no" these days, you might offend your girl!
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
^As in ketchup on your fries action? Uhh... Thanks for sharing?
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
Action is not worth the red belt, should have told her to GTFO.


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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
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