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      07-15-2007, 06:23 PM   #1
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Sniff Patrol is back! M3 story

Hey guys, the sniff patrol site is working again! for those of u who don't know about this site, it's sort of like the Daily show on Comedy Central but about cars...

Heres their story on the new M3!

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2007/07/1...-into-trouble/
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      07-15-2007, 06:52 PM   #2
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is that how the British speak English?

i have no clue what the heck they're saying. it's like watching pulp fiction with all the dark humor in it.
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      07-15-2007, 08:00 PM   #3
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i did not understand one word of that.

i think i was supposed to lol, but i didnt.
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      07-15-2007, 08:14 PM   #4
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seriously, i had no idea where he was going with that. Any Brits want to help us out here?
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      07-15-2007, 08:16 PM   #5
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They are saying, or trying to say, that the cars are pregnant because the journalists fuc*ed them because they liked them so much.
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      07-15-2007, 08:24 PM   #6
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They are saying, or trying to say, that the cars are pregnant because the journalists fuc*ed them because they liked them so much.
well why didn't they just say so? lol.
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      07-15-2007, 08:37 PM   #7
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i had re-read the article three times before i caught the part about the journalists being high and smoking a cigarette after test driving the car.
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      07-15-2007, 10:29 PM   #8
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haha, sorry guys, shoulda explained it a bit better...but yea, what FifthStreetZ said...
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      07-15-2007, 11:18 PM   #9
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Boy what a bunch of wankers you yanks are, you need to get out more.
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      07-15-2007, 11:37 PM   #10
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O.k., I'm gonna go read it again now.......
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      07-16-2007, 12:09 AM   #11
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Boy what a bunch of wankers you yanks are, you need to get out more.
Wow...the Canadian guy called us "yanks" and used the term "wankers"...



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      07-16-2007, 06:43 AM   #12
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I recommend watching the BBC channel, or some of the British programs on PBS (Mystery and Master Piece Theater) to broaden your view of the English language. BBC actually recommends turning on the closed captioning for one of its shows so us USA guys can follow the language.

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      07-16-2007, 07:03 PM   #13
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Hey don't put all of us Yanks under the ignorant category- I understood it just fine.............

For queen and country!

Cheers from a member who comes from a long line of Tories!...
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      07-16-2007, 07:24 PM   #14
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i grew up in queens ny ...and had no trouble understanding that. its wasnt shakespere. theres only like to english slang words hack and wank.......
if i didn't have british friends, i wouldn't know what a wanker is either. funny how they like to call each other that, isn't it?
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i understood it just fine....
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Lol I am from Georgia and I laughed my ass off! I understood every word. It doesnt help that I grew up on monty python and other british shows. HEHE my fav line is "Observers on the overseas launch of the car described by another British hack as ‘Oh God, that’s so good, yes, yes, YES!’ say members of the UK media did appear to be ‘quite sleepy’ after their drive in the test cars and that at least one of them was ‘looking slightly flushed and smoking a cigarette’."
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Hmm I read it as instead of wanking over the car (in excitement) as they normally would they 'f*cked' it (as in 'it is screwed') because it has had a bit of a slating.

Wanker = Jerkoff btw. (also see 'tosser', 'knob jockey', 'plum plucker', 'cock wrencher' and 'American' ... oops sorry just a joke ;-))
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Hilarious.
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Hmm I read it as instead of wanking over the car (in excitement) as they normally would they 'f*cked' it (as in 'it is screwed') because it has had a bit of a slating.

Wanker = Jerkoff btw. (also see 'tosser', 'knob jockey', 'plum plucker', 'cock wrencher' and 'American' ... oops sorry just a joke ;-))
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