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      06-25-2012, 08:50 AM   #45
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As far as white chicks....Jennifer Lawrence > Kate Upton.
agreed - JL is a rockstar

Kate wishes she looked like Stacey Keibler....

and Audrina Patridge

and Joanna Krupa

and Scarlett Johansson

and Natlie Portman

and Rosie Huntington Whiteley

and...............
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      06-25-2012, 06:59 PM   #46
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oh my gawd what an amazing photo can do (spanish vogue)

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I agree with Litos 100% on this one. When you're 19 years old, things are supposed to look tight, not floppy and droopy. There's roughly an acre of real estate between her navel and punani and her hips are in her fucking armpits. I was so happy when Victoria's Secret came out and said they would never hire someone with her physique. Litos, your chick is a total smoke show. All of those pics of Upton are also airbrushed like crazy so comparing her to those pics is never a fair comparison. You've got a hottie.
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your husbands got a nice ass.... any more?
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that's fake Kate Upton ass.

she doesn't really look like that....
More Shark Week pics of wife so we can all come to a verdict of who is hotter

I have to agree with you about Kate Uptons tits, and she is VERY overrated. But still hot as hell nonetheless!
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I agree with Litos 100% on this one. When you're 19 years old, things are supposed to look tight, not floppy and droopy. There's roughly an acre of real estate between her navel and punani and her hips are in her fucking armpits. I was so happy when Victoria's Secret came out and said they would never hire someone with her physique. Litos, your chick is a total smoke show. All of those pics of Upton are also airbrushed like crazy so comparing her to those pics is never a fair comparison. You've got a hottie.
Hahahaha airbrush litos chick maybe she can be on the cover of "little people,big world" magazine.
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      06-26-2012, 08:08 AM   #52
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i LOVE "Little People, Big World"

i think they pulled that shit off the air after the dad got a DUI or something.

Zack and his friends were hilarious - he was always pissed because, afterall, he was a freaking midget.

i bet he's rolling around in his bed with sheets made of $100 bills and smoking joints all day.

p.s.
the mom in LPBW is still hotter than Kate lol.
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I agree with Litos 100% on this one. When you're 19 years old, things are supposed to look tight, not floppy and droopy. There's roughly an acre of real estate between her navel and punani and her hips are in her fucking armpits. I was so happy when Victoria's Secret came out and said they would never hire someone with her physique. Litos, your chick is a total smoke show. All of those pics of Upton are also airbrushed like crazy so comparing her to those pics is never a fair comparison. You've got a hottie.
look, let me clear something up - i'm not saying that my wife should be on the cover of GQ magazine and i'm not saying she's the most smoking hot broad in the world.

all i'm saying is that i prefer my wife's tits and hips/stomach/ass over Kate Upton.

c'mon guys - my wife is 29 years old, she's had 2 of my children, she drives a freaking 470hp 392 Challenger "Minivan", makes dinner every night, washes my clothes and i ALWAYS have an ironed shirt hanging on the dresser for me in the morning.

oh, and she has two degrees - she has more brain cells in her enchilada enduced turds than Kate has in her entire box like body....

Kate is absolutely beautiful though - i mean, who wouldn't look beautiful with a professional photoshoot team, professional hair stylists and professional make-up artists....
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all i'm saying is that i prefer my wife's tits and hips/stomach/ass over Kate Upton.

c'mon guys - my wife is 29 years old, she's had 2 of my children, she drives a freaking 470hp 392 Challenger "Minivan", makes dinner every night, washes my clothes and i ALWAYS have an ironed shirt hanging on the dresser for me in the morning.

oh, and she has two degrees - she has more brain cells in her enchilada enduced turds than Kate has in her entire box like body....
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I would hit it.....but I don't think she's all that and a bag of chips....she's just.....girl next door cute. She has all the right parts but...well...it's kind of like an omlet that went bad. Sure you will eat it but you would rather have it nice and neet.
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I think this entire thread is funny, and Litos your wife is cute.

Kate Upton is pretty too, I'm not a huge fan, and I could see why she wouldn't be someone's taste.

To the guy dissing someone's wife, that's just low man. Would you ever say those things to Litos in front of his face?
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I think this entire thread is funny, and Litos your wife is cute.

Kate Upton is pretty too, I'm not a huge fan, and I could see why she wouldn't be someone's taste.

To the guy dissing someone's wife, that's just low man. Would you ever say those things to Litos in front of his face?
Would Lito or anyone else ever say what they said here to Upton's face?
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Would Lito or anyone else ever say what they said here to Upton's face?
It's different. Upton's a model whose purpose is to be judged on looks alone. No issue of respect there.


Anyway, anyone have a pdf link?
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Would Lito or anyone else ever say what they said here to Upton's face?
yes, because i think i'd be able to kick her ass....

it would be close, but i think i'd come out victorious...
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Would Lito or anyone else ever say what they said here to Upton's face?
If any member here married to Kate Upton? She's a fashion model who is in the public eye to be judged for her beauty, it's her job. That's a ridiculous comparison.
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It's different. Upton's a model whose purpose is to be judged on looks alone. No issue of respect there.


Anyway, anyone have a pdf link?
No it's not. She's still a human with feelings.
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If any member here married to Kate Upton? She's a fashion model who is in the public eye to be judged for her beauty, it's her job. That's a ridiculous comparison.
It's ridiculous you don't understand they are both people.
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Yeah you're right Epacy. Anyone should be able to be a Fashion model, it's not like that industry isn't about being judgmental. They're all human beings. I can't wait to see Vogue's latest 250 pound female model sporting the latest Fendi apparel.
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