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      06-20-2012, 06:17 PM   #1
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Cool Kid vandalizes my Bimmer and thinks he's going to get away with it :)

TL;DRs fuck off (cliffs provided).

Last night I went out to a local beach bar to meet up with some friends for drinks. We played some pool, darts, etc, and ended up sticking around for maybe an hour or two. Around midnight we decide to head out to the parking lot to roll a blunt in my friend's car. At this point the bar is pretty much dead (closed early), and the only remaining cars in the parking lot were the 6-Series I was driving (car is in shop) parked two spots over from my friend's TC (which the three of us were in), and an old Civic.

Now, my friend's TC basically has limo tint so you can't see through the windows. While my friend is finishing things up, we see an old Altima roll up behind the 6-Series. There were three young guys inside, and one of them—this lanky ass drunk looking fucker—hops out and starts heading towards my Bimmer. He proceeds to RIP MY FUCKING SIDE VIEW MIRROR OFF right in front of us. We didn't even know what to think...could this phaggot really be that stupid?



Immediately my friends hop out of the car while I'm trying to get the damn passenger seat to move forward so I can get out. One of my friends bolts towards the drunk fucker who manages to slip back into the Altima. My friend ends up cracking their rear quarter window and splits his hand open in the process...bear in mind my friend is like a jacked jewish gentle giant. Kid sprinted like Usain Bolt and went Rambo on their ass. We thought that was the end of it...

Until a miracle happened: a police officer coincidentally happened to pull around a nearby intersection.



We flag him down and describe the car: dark green, old Altima, with three college-aged kids. The officer says he'll be right back and speeds down the beach. Five minutes later he comes back around and tells us that they have four more police cars joining in on the search and tells us to follow suit and match their speed. Moments later we're following this convoy going about 80mph down the beach (in a 35mph zone mind you). It felt like we were in a fucking episode of COPS.

After about 2.5 miles of driving, we see blue and red flashing lights...NEVER have I ever been happy to see those, but this was a first. Turns out the cops radioed all the local patrol cars and they found the fuckers. The next couple of hours were spent questioning the drunk fuck who jacked my mirror. He was so shit-faced that he couldn't talk straight. He wouldn't confess, but the driver was sober and scared shitless, kept saying, "just confess man! I told you it was a bad idea!", which basically sealed the deal for us.

The two original officers were having fun with it...they were basically carbon copies of Rogan and Hader from Superbad. They fucked with the kids and eventually made it clear that they'll have to pay up.







Now I'm looking around for quotes for a damn wing-mirror...sucks but last night's memory was totally worth it.

Cliffs:
-Go out to bar with friends
-Head back to parking lot to smoke
-In friend's tinted car next to mine
-See faggots pull up and jack my car's window mirror
-Chase faggots
-Flag down nearby cop
-Join massive cop convoy going ludicrous speed down the beach
-Catch faggots
-Join the cops and fuck with them
-Force them to pay for my side view mirror
-They're charged with vandalism
-Feelsgoodman
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      06-20-2012, 06:23 PM   #2
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Pic of the assholes getting caught. My two friends staring at them over on the right.

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      06-20-2012, 06:29 PM   #3
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Good. Fuck those guys.
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      06-20-2012, 07:07 PM   #4
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people are really stupid. Glad everything turned out good for you
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      06-20-2012, 07:35 PM   #5
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LMAO! nice... finally the cops do something when you need them too haha

glad they let you join in on the chase lol sounds like fun.


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      06-20-2012, 07:43 PM   #6
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sucks that you had to go through that shit, but....



glad you caught those fuckers.
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      06-20-2012, 08:22 PM   #7
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The cops told you guys to follow them doing 80 in a 35? Bullshit.
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      06-20-2012, 08:39 PM   #8
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      06-20-2012, 08:52 PM   #9
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I enjoyed that tale of justice very much.

Query: When you were in the police manhunt convoy, were you rolling in the car with the weed?
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      06-20-2012, 09:14 PM   #10
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I enjoyed that tale of justice very much.

Query: When you were in the police manhunt convoy, were you rolling in the car with the weed?
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      06-20-2012, 09:14 PM   #11
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You should post in the "has anyone seen a police chase" thread.
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      06-20-2012, 09:38 PM   #12
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The cops told you guys to follow them doing 80 in a 35? Bullshit.
HAAAAY! That's justified.
The fucker ripped a 6 series side mirrors.
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      06-20-2012, 09:44 PM   #13
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excuse my poor reading comprehension but you did all the above while high/probably buzzed? LOL

good post.. I called bullshit right away. Pictures swayed me. Still have a hard time beleiving the "match my speed" stuff..
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      06-20-2012, 10:47 PM   #14
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Random vandalism? I still don't understand what causes people to do these types of things? Glad they got what they deserved.
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      06-20-2012, 11:25 PM   #15
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lol nice
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excuse my poor reading comprehension but you did all the above while high/probably buzzed? LOL

good post.. I called bullshit right away. Pictures swayed me. Still have a hard time beleiving the "match my speed" stuff..
I dont even care if its true. I was thoroughly entertained
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      06-20-2012, 11:58 PM   #17
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damn, cool story bro. Really, glad everything worked out, hopefully that fuckhead learned his lesson.
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      06-21-2012, 02:41 AM   #18
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Cops are typically good at smelling that 'shit'. Good story nonetheless.
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Nice work by the police hope all is well with the car.
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      06-21-2012, 05:56 AM   #20
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@ this story.. Are you sure you smoked a blunt and wasn't trippin balls on LSD because that's what it seems like lol
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It sounds like his buddy just finished rolling the blunt when this all happened.
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      06-21-2012, 07:47 AM   #22
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awesome story.....glad those fuckers got nabbed!
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