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      06-12-2012, 12:59 PM   #45
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If your sex drive is a once a week kind of sex drive .... odds are you are rocking skinny jeans and have a thing for anime.....so yeah more power to you.
But i'm one of those fuzzy chested JW drinking men who needs to make love 3 times per week with his gf. And no i'm not taking matters into my own hand you cupcake baking freak!

Now where is my afternoon tea time to pontificate
my bet is that you are skinny guy dreaming he is gods gift to women.. now go watch some porn boy..
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      06-12-2012, 01:19 PM   #46
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post pics of this broad.

we will decide if it's even worth it......
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      06-12-2012, 02:40 PM   #47
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my bet is that you are skinny guy dreaming he is gods gift to women.. now go watch some porn boy..
Oh? Really! I look and am such a dick I make a freaking segway look good!
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      06-12-2012, 02:46 PM   #48
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From starring on the Shield, to mall cop, Michael Chiklis has had a rough few years.
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      06-12-2012, 02:50 PM   #49
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He has more hair than I do! That PRICK!
But I have to say, the ATV Segway....very hard to look GQ on!
Well except for me! I mean god...i made it look good!
So good women i didn't even care or know about wanted to have long distance relationships with me just so they could say they did!
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      06-12-2012, 03:06 PM   #50
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post pics of this broad.

we will decide if it's even worth it......
Will do tonight
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      06-12-2012, 03:13 PM   #51
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Nvr works...she'll end up on another guy
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      06-12-2012, 03:15 PM   #52
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Look....do you really need any one other than you to decide if anything is "worth it"?

The advice here is that the time and money invested may not bring you what you want.
If anything it may make you do things you would not normaly do.

Just be careful, know what you want and be able and able to do what you need to get it.
OK?
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      06-13-2012, 10:34 AM   #53
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There's no better way to learn a lesson than to learn it the hard way...this way you wont do it again. I say give it a go.
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There's no better way to learn a lesson than to learn it the hard way...this way you wont do it again. I say give it a go.
Agreed!
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      06-13-2012, 11:15 AM   #55
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still no pics - definitely not worth it.
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      06-13-2012, 11:26 AM   #56
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As you type this, she's probably banging a couple black dudes...


i had a couple long distance relationships, never worked out, there are times when we're on the phone talking and she might've had a dick in her ass for all i know...
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      06-13-2012, 11:55 AM   #57
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OP, she doesn't want to keep the relationship going because she cares about you. She wants to keep the relationship going so she can move to the new city, while still having you, while she looks for the next person in the new place. Women don't like to have gaps between relationships if they don't have to.

Quit looking at what could happen, and look what's right in your face.
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      06-13-2012, 01:13 PM   #58
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the writing is on the wall.

let me spell it out for you: she wants other dicks inside of her pussy hole

simple and to the point - hope this helps.
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      06-13-2012, 05:57 PM   #59
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They can work if one person moves away for school or a work project for a definite amount of time, BUT most of the time it ends with her finding someone else. In your case I would say a month really isn't that long, so is it really worth it?
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      06-14-2012, 02:25 AM   #60
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she probably ended up marrying the guy that she was fucking...........in South Africa......
LOL I only saw this now!

The skanky whore probably did

In that case OP go bang as many women as your little dick possibly can
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      06-14-2012, 05:31 AM   #61
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WTF, long distance relationships don't work. Unless you plan them to work and hide all the shit you do. I did it when I was 20 years old. I was in a relationship but I banged over 10 chicks in the relationship because I'm a man and my dick needs a pussy. Glad I did because she broke it off to be with some gay school teacher... Best part is she still comes around for some dick. I always wonder if she kisses him after she swallows my load. She hit me up 5 years after she broke up with me for some dick. I pitty the bitch and I now fuck her in the ass so she wont get pregnant. Bitches are more "open" to shit when they are either non committed or cheating so it's a win win for me
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      06-14-2012, 05:51 AM   #62
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Actually having long term relationship is like having your cake and eating it too. While she's being DP by two very hung black men you can be having a great time doing your thing. Like threesomes, banging your co workers, cumming on your bosses face ( she's a female of course), having your load swallow by a god preaching bitch ( damn could she suck a dick) those lips were holy I tell you. Banging your best friend's sister, and having a threesome with his mom and her army female buddy ( wow that was the best double blowjob in the world) old bitches have experience down. Then there was the time I bang the cashier from Rubios, bitch handcuff me down to a bed and rode me like a race horse. God I wish I remembered her name.
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      06-14-2012, 01:59 PM   #63
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In that case OP go bang as many women as your little dick possibly can
HAHAHA !!!

that's the spirit !!!!
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      06-14-2012, 03:29 PM   #64
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Man you damn kids confuse the fawk out me, yeah I'm old.

OP
1) you've been together a month, that's not a relationship that's an infatuation;
2) you're 1.5 hours away not exactly long distance, 45 minutes and you meet half way most adults commute that long to work;
3) why in the hell would you want to do this and how old are you?

Like I tell my 21yo son daily why get in a relationship, stick you dick anywhere it'll fit and few places it won't, have fun and enjoy your unencumbered life so that when the time comes you truly can commit to make it work.

BTW where's the pics of said girl
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BTW where's the pics of said girl
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