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      06-08-2012, 03:56 PM   #1
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GARY IS IN THE HOSPITAL ~ Who in the hell is Gary ?

Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Gary is in the Victoria General Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233 .. Poor Fellow whatever did she do to him .... God and he well also she only knows
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      06-08-2012, 04:06 PM   #2
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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This was genius!
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..They got divorced and she took half the money.
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..They got divorced and she took half the money.
Quite right then she changed the licence plate on His car to read

WAS HIS


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