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      06-05-2012, 03:03 PM   #1
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Ok this is where "I'm a dick" thread should have gone!

Ok this is where "I'm a dick" thread should have gone!

Sorry my bad!
Yeah I'm a dick now. I was a prick before but I'm a dick now.
The thread was removed due to it being inappropriate and very much in an inappropriate section of the forum.
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      06-05-2012, 03:13 PM   #2
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      06-05-2012, 03:16 PM   #3
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Ha ha!
Yeah I'm a dick!
Before I was a prick but now i'm a dick!
Thank you BMW!
Hey you can't have any chubby girls sitting in a car that is designed to be light right?
I mean even the spare tire is missing!
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      06-05-2012, 04:22 PM   #4
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      06-05-2012, 04:31 PM   #5
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      06-05-2012, 05:23 PM   #6
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You seem to think you're some sort of big bad dick. I see no supporting evidence. So why are you bragging about it?
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      06-05-2012, 06:11 PM   #7
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      06-05-2012, 06:31 PM   #8
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No you're a pussy, OP.
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      06-05-2012, 07:33 PM   #9
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You down wit da OP???? Nah.

OP, you aint OG.
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You seem to think you're some sort of big bad dick. I see no supporting evidence. So why are you bragging about it?
Well i was going to scan my cock and post the photo....but let's face it the HR lady doesn't like me as it is due to my cock and balls approach to engineering....aaahhh..I think they are ladies? So I didn't! I mean I have to pay for gas somehow! And my stripping for the blind business is not going very well.
They are all handsy!
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      06-06-2012, 08:58 AM   #12
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This thread is sooo random...

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Bacon?
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      06-06-2012, 03:31 PM   #14
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      06-06-2012, 04:17 PM   #15
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I'm not the baby daddy! I whip out and aim for the eyes! ;-)
Aaarrrgghhhh!!!

wow talk about a long day...where the hell did that come from!
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lolololol @ this thread
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      06-07-2012, 03:43 AM   #19
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I'm a dick, you're a dick, we're all just a bunch of dicks!
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OMG reading that....was the voice in your head that of his voice?
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