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      05-10-2012, 07:58 AM   #67
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      05-10-2012, 08:14 AM   #68
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oh usually i just have to pump it myself. fap fap.
I heard that if you pump it with your left hand, it's like using a completely different pump!!
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      05-10-2012, 08:22 AM   #69
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Lmao.. This is the best thread ive seen all year! I had to read all the comments f'n hilarious
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Depending on how dirty the facilities are I wear a glove to stay clean...
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      05-10-2012, 08:37 AM   #71
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Just for a laugh I sometimes pump it all over the hood and the roof!

if the car lets me I also like to pump the tailpipes - they are a bit of a tighter fit but the nossle can get dirty that way
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      05-10-2012, 08:47 AM   #72
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      05-10-2012, 08:51 AM   #73
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In California, all the pumps have these rubber "boots" if you will that cover the nozzle.
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however you do it...just make sure you use a condom.
I'm married, I don't need the rubber boot . Feels so much better.
I'm married, not sure if I can remember how to pump gas......
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      05-10-2012, 09:11 AM   #74
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I'm curious, I always have trouble pumping gas, do you gently slip it in Or do you slam it in, how hard to you squeeze?
Have you tried moistening the filler neck with some of the gas from within the tank? I have heard it makes it a little easier to get the nozzle in.

If you still have trouble then you may wish to ask your wife to assist you. I find the fairer sex has a way of applying just the right delicate touch in situations like this. Who knows, you may even find that you actually prefer to let the wife take over the pumping while you grab a moist cloth and tend to the headlights. Sharing these experiences with your mate can be extremely exciting.

But I really just feel sorry for the folks in Jersey. Not only do they not get to do any pumping, but they are forced to watch a stranger perform the act on their own machinery.
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      05-10-2012, 09:12 AM   #75
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But I really just feel sorry for the folks in Jersey. Not only do they not get to do any pumping, but they are forced to watch a stranger perform the act on their own machinery.
As long as you don't have to pay for it.
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      05-10-2012, 09:14 AM   #76
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Before pumping gas, does anyone wear the glove? I know the glove is available to prevent odors, getting dirty, but I just don't like wearing the glove. I feel like such a tool wearing the glove when pumping, it just doesn't look right either, I mean seriously, who wears a glove??

Last night, I was just so surpised at the size of my tank, I just kept pumping and pumping, and she was taking every last drop, let me tell you guys, if you squeeze too hard, you'll be done before you know it, I like to relish the moment and pump it slow.
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      05-10-2012, 09:21 AM   #77
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      05-10-2012, 09:22 AM   #78
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I still say you should let the wife have a try. Women are naturally more suited at putting an aparatus into the opening with their hands.

And she'll love the way it vibrates a little when she turns it on.
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      05-10-2012, 09:25 AM   #79
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      05-10-2012, 09:26 AM   #80
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Wow.

Man on man action. That's just wrong.
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I still say you should let the wife have a try. Women are naturally more suited at putting an aparatus into the opening with their hands.

And she'll love the way it vibrates a little when she turns it on.
Ironically, I enjoy watching women pump their own machines.
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      05-10-2012, 10:36 AM   #82
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      05-10-2012, 10:40 AM   #83
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Ironically, I enjoy watching women pump their own machines.
doesnt everyone. or when you try to fill two up at once. thats usually the best. gotta have an understanding partner!
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Man on man action. That's just wrong.
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      05-10-2012, 01:16 PM   #85
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Have you tried moistening the filler neck with some of the gas from within the tank? I have heard it makes it a little easier to get the nozzle in.

If you still have trouble then you may wish to ask your wife to assist you. I find the fairer sex has a way of applying just the right delicate touch in situations like this. Who knows, you may even find that you actually prefer to let the wife take over the pumping while you grab a moist cloth and tend to the headlights. Sharing these experiences with your mate can be extremely exciting.

But I really just feel sorry for the folks in Jersey. Not only do they not get to do any pumping, but they are forced to watch a stranger perform the act on their own machinery.
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Damn, the one bad thing about being a moderator is now I feel like I should delete my own post.
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      05-10-2012, 01:59 PM   #86
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i just put gas in my car, and no lie as is stood there i thought about this thread.

my life is pathetic, lmao
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Hilarious thread!
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i just put gas in my car, and no lie as is stood there i thought about this thread.

my life is pathetic, lmao
Thinking of us while pumping your baby, I must say, I'm flattered.
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