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      02-29-2012, 05:45 PM   #1
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Things that can eat an M3...

One more before am off to bed.......

A teacher asks her class to name things that end in "tor" that can eat things.

The first little boy sticks hid hand up and shouts "Alligator", "Very good says the teacher and a big word too!"

A little then girl shoots her hand up and yells "Preditor", "Yes" says the teacher, thats another big word there, well done!"

Little Al sittin all alone at the back of the class screams out "Vibrator miss!!"

After nearly falling off her chair the teacher says "Well Al thats another big word but am afraid it doesnt eat anything"

"Well" says Al, "My sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!!"

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      02-29-2012, 07:08 PM   #2
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Hahahahha EPIC
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      02-29-2012, 07:10 PM   #3
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hahaha good one!
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      02-29-2012, 07:20 PM   #4
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lol pretty good!
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      02-29-2012, 07:22 PM   #5

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LOL!!! Good one!!!
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Okay, I wouldn't start an Off-topic post...but you did, so here goes:

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scott were friends, and were at the Englishman's favorite pub in East London.

"Right," says the Englishman, "this be the 'Crown & Jewel,' the best pub in the world. When you drink four ales, they give you a fifth pint for free!"

The Scott shakes his head. " Outside of Dundee is a pub...a pub called the 'Ox and Plow.' They are the best pub in the world because when you down two pints of ale, they give you a third pint, on the house!"

The Irishman waves his finger at them: "You are both ain't talkin' right. Don'ya know that the best pub is in Brannockstown."

"How so?" the Englishman asks after a moment.

"In this pub all the drinks are free, even the very first tankard. And after you've had your fill of their ale, you can go upstairs...and have all the lovin' you want -- until your legs can't even carry you home in the wee morn."

The Scott scoffs -- "See here. What is the name of this pub in Brannockstown?"

The Irishman shakes his head, "I don' know the name of the pub, but my sister goes there every Friday and Saturday night."
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      02-29-2012, 08:32 PM   #11
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LOL totally expected something else. Thread turned out better than expected.
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      02-29-2012, 09:05 PM   #12
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