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      02-02-2012, 07:44 PM   #23
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      02-02-2012, 07:47 PM   #24
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      02-02-2012, 07:59 PM   #25
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Bwahaha, check out the expression on the woman in the bottom right-hand corner.
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      02-02-2012, 10:55 PM   #26
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It explains what it is used for on this chart.

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      02-02-2012, 11:34 PM   #27
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I think the device is to keep the womans mouth open and cover her teeth while you are fucking her mouth so she doesnt clamp down on your cock. To each his own, I guess.
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      02-03-2012, 12:23 AM   #28
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I think the device is to keep the womans mouth open and cover her teeth while you are fucking her mouth so she doesnt clamp down on your cock. To each his own, I guess.
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      02-03-2012, 04:01 AM   #29
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I just see a question mark...
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      02-03-2012, 09:00 AM   #30
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It clearly shows that when used it prevents bruises under the eye from a wild penor and a cheek full of protein shake
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      02-03-2012, 09:11 AM   #31
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      02-03-2012, 10:20 AM   #32
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hmm.. I wish I could buy one.. would def send one to my ex for valentines.
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      02-03-2012, 10:30 AM   #33
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hmm.. I wish I could buy one.. would def send one to my ex for valentines.
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in other news, the Fleshlight is expanding its product line
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      02-03-2012, 11:51 AM   #35
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bahaha thread win.
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      02-03-2012, 12:25 PM   #36
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If you reeeaaaalllly want to know, I can ask my mom. Might take a day or two to report back here tho.
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      02-03-2012, 12:46 PM   #37
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I am half Japanese lol.
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I am half Japanese lol.
So, you gonna help or not, Mandy? ...We need to solve this together
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I am half Japanese lol.
i figured as much...

from the diagram...it looks like by using the muscles in the face to compress the lips it's supposed to tighten/tone up the face.
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They're years ahead of us
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I honestly believe, that their assimilation of our occidental culture has made them more harm than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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