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      01-31-2012, 12:15 PM   #1
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NSFW: A Womans BS database *Warning, MAN THREAD*

This thread is being produced as a database to reference in case you are wondering if there girl you are seeing, talking to, banging... whatever may be full of shit.

Instructions:

Post up a brief situation or screen shot of text or scenario and we will help you decide based on experience if it is indeed... BULLSHIT.



Guy: "Hey what's up?"
Girl: "Oh not much just hanging out"
Guy: "What are you up to tonight?"
Girl: "Oh I'm not sure what I'm doing"
Guy: "Oh well I don't have plans either, wanna hang out?"
Girl: "Maybe, I don't know what I'm doing yet though"

Translation = She is waiting to see if there is anything better to do and then and only then will she consider. You will get a text when shes hammered or it's too late to hang out if at all. Conclusion? BULLSHIT

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      01-31-2012, 12:27 PM   #2
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      01-31-2012, 01:39 PM   #3
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Kimmy: You should have seen him. He was so sexy. They way he move round. But I asked him slow down cause I drop my load to quick.
Stu: Load? What load?
Kimmy: Oh, you know. My sperms.
Stu: Uh...your English is off. You're talking about my sperms. Your sperms aren't from...
Kimmy: From my balls.
Phil: Hold on! Back up.
Stu: Uh...wait. Are...are you...?
[Kimmy takes off her robe]
Kimmy: Hey, you in Bangkok sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt.
[she turns around to reveal her penis]
Stu: Woh! Oh, God!
Phil: Wow!
Alan: I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
[after finding out Kimmy has a penis]
Kimmy: Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
Stu: How does that work?
Kimmy: Shoot my load into you. You shoot your load on the floor.
[in disgust]
Phil: Okay!
[in despair]
Stu: You shot your load at me? In my bottom? Oh! Oh, God!

This = woman you never want to meet.
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Kimmy: You should have seen him. He was so sexy. They way he move round. But I asked him slow down cause I drop my load to quick.
Stu: Load? What load?
Kimmy: Oh, you know. My sperms.
Stu: Uh...your English is off. You're talking about my sperms. Your sperms aren't from...
Kimmy: From my balls.
Phil: Hold on! Back up.
Stu: Uh...wait. Are...are you...?
[Kimmy takes off her robe]
Kimmy: Hey, you in Bangkok sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt.
[she turns around to reveal her penis]
Stu: Woh! Oh, God!
Phil: Wow!
Alan: I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
[after finding out Kimmy has a penis]
Kimmy: Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
Stu: How does that work?
Kimmy: Shoot my load into you. You shoot your load on the floor.
[in disgust]
Phil: Okay!
[in despair]
Stu: You shot your load at me? In my bottom? Oh! Oh, God!

This = woman you never want to meet.
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      01-31-2012, 01:40 PM   #5
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That was so good I said it twicey.
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Kimmy: You should have seen him. He was so sexy. They way he move round. But I asked him slow down cause I drop my load to quick.
Stu: Load? What load?
Kimmy: Oh, you know. My sperms.
Stu: Uh...your English is off. You're talking about my sperms. Your sperms aren't from...
Kimmy: From my balls.
Phil: Hold on! Back up.
Stu: Uh...wait. Are...are you...?
[Kimmy takes off her robe]
Kimmy: Hey, you in Bangkok sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt.
[she turns around to reveal her penis]
Stu: Woh! Oh, God!
Phil: Wow!
Alan: I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
[after finding out Kimmy has a penis]
Kimmy: Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
Stu: How does that work?
Kimmy: Shoot my load into you. You shoot your load on the floor.
[in disgust]
Phil: Okay!
[in despair]
Stu: You shot your load at me? In my bottom? Oh! Oh, God!

This = woman you never want to meet.
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      01-31-2012, 01:48 PM   #7
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Is that a guy with a mullet?
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      01-31-2012, 07:16 PM   #8
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this will be a good thread i think because theres in infinite amount of women BS
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Good god are people running out of ideas for threads.....
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      01-31-2012, 09:13 PM   #11
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This is going to be full of good info. I have a gf now, but I tried to get with a chick that gave me all kinds of bs.

I put up with it so long because she was smokin'. Looking back I can say I am fluent in woman b.s. because of that chic. Smokin hot. She was worth the wait. Can't say it enough.
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ITT cool story bros
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this should be interesting
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Don't have a screen shot, so this is off memory:

Via Text

Girl: Good morning sunshine
Me: hey you. What are your plans today?

....4 hrs later & no response

Me: let's go out for drinks tonight..

.....no response until next day

Her: my phone was dead all day.
Me: no prob. Let's hang out anyway. When can I pick you up?
Her: I will come to your place in an hour.
Me: see you then..

....2 hours later

Me: (trying to call) phone goes straight to voicemail.
Me: FML


The above is what would go on for the good part of a year. Her and I actually meeting up actually worked 1/5 times. Eventually I got my reward , but it took a year.
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your patience is commendable
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I never understood why her interest in me would sway so much. 3 says straight she would be all about me, constantly calling and texting. Then it would be followed by 4-5 days of little to no response...
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Only If this thread was here sooner. I had a lot! But I delete my texts :/
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I never understood why her interest in me would sway so much. 3 says straight she would be all about me, constantly calling and texting. Then it would be followed by 4-5 days of little to no response...
Because you were her 2nd pick. When her first choice wasn't available she'd be all about you. The guy who was her first choice was probably doing the same to her. It's a vicious cycle....

Also women are less attracted to a guy that is too available.
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Don't have a screen shot, so this is off memory:

Via Text

Girl: Good morning sunshine
Me: hey you. What are your plans today?

....4 hrs later & no response

Me: let's go out for drinks tonight..

.....no response until next day

Her: my phone was dead all day.
Me: no prob. Let's hang out anyway. When can I pick you up?
Her: I will come to your place in an hour.
Me: see you then..

....2 hours later

Me: (trying to call) phone goes straight to voicemail.
Me: FML


The above is what would go on for the good part of a year. Her and I actually meeting up actually worked 1/5 times. Eventually I got my reward , but it took a year.
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I never understood why her interest in me would sway so much. 3 says straight she would be all about me, constantly calling and texting. Then it would be followed by 4-5 days of little to no response...
Because she was fucking someone else... You were plan B... possibly C.

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I delete all of my texts too...it works a lot better that way... Lol
This man speaks the truth... If it doesn't exist, it never happened.

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Because you were her 2nd pick. When her first choice wasn't available she'd be all about you. The guy who was her first choice was probably doing the same to her. It's a vicious cycle....

Also women are less attracted to a guy that is too available.
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I never understood why her interest in me would sway so much. 3 says straight she would be all about me, constantly calling and texting. Then it would be followed by 4-5 days of little to no response...
Maybe she had a mean case of narcolepsy?
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