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      06-13-2008, 05:07 PM   #1
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MAXIM Jokes of the Week

The thread title says it all. Every Friday (before heading out for the night) I'm going to throw up a joke to get you guys in the right mindset for the upcoming weekend. So without further ado here's a fitting joke:

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.”
“ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, “Yes.”
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, loaded baked potato, salad and chocolate cake?”
“Certainly sir,” replied the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquired the guy.
“Four cents,” he replies.
“FOUR cents!!!!” exclaimed the guy.
“Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The barman replied, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy said, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “Same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”

Enjoy! Lemme know if you've heard it or not.
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      06-13-2008, 05:28 PM   #2
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I don't get it...
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shit, if i had that kind of money id buy a gtstreet for monday, an ascari a10 for tuesday, a DBS for wednesday and id just ride jessica alba the rest of the week.
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      06-14-2008, 11:00 PM   #4
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I don't get it...


The guys wife is getting screwed by the owner of the restaurant, so the guy is selling everyhitng for a few cents to screw the owner....
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      06-15-2008, 12:34 AM   #5
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but why would the bartenders wife be upstairs getting screwed by his boss, let alone him knowing it? lol.....................lame joke!
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but why would the bartenders wife be upstairs getting screwed by his boss, let alone him knowing it? lol.....................lame joke!
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The guys wife is getting screwed by the owner of the restaurant, so the guy is selling everyhitng for a few cents to screw the owner....
If that's the joke then it's not funny.
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      06-15-2008, 07:15 PM   #8
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If that's the joke then it's not funny.
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Agree- not the funniest joke-

BTW, your not really meant to read maxim, they just put the jokes/text so you can say " Honey I'm not checking out this chicks hot ass body, I'm reading the Jokes.. you see I even "glued the pages w/ her pictures together."
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      06-17-2008, 09:36 PM   #11
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Agree- not the funniest joke-

BTW, your not really meant to read maxim, they just put the jokes/text so you can say " Honey I'm not checking out this chicks hot ass body, I'm reading the Jokes.. you see I even "glued the pages w/ her pictures together."
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Agree- not the funniest joke-

BTW, your not really meant to read maxim, they just put the jokes/text so you can say " Honey I'm not checking out this chicks hot ass body, I'm reading the Jokes.. you see I even "glued the pages w/ her pictures together."

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Agree- not the funniest joke-

BTW, your not really meant to read maxim, they just put the jokes/text so you can say " Honey I'm not checking out this chicks hot ass body, I'm reading the Jokes.. you see I even "glued the pages w/ her pictures together."
Hahahha

Now that's a joke!
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A: .....Can we still be cousins?
now that was pretty funny...
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A. . . . After 5 years the Job still sucks...
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Who ever didn't think it was funny or didn't get it.. You better fire the pool guy or the plummer or the landscape crew. hahahah
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So a guy goes in to a bar and orders 7 shots of tequila. The bartender says sure! what are you celebrating? The guys says my first blowjob. Woohoo! the bartender yells and the 8th shot is on me! Thats ok the guy say, if 7 shots wont get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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So a guy goes in to a bar and orders 7 shots of tequila. The bartender says sure! what are you celebrating? The guys says my first blowjob. Woohoo! the bartender yells and the 8th shot is on me! Thats ok the guy say, if 7 shots wont get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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