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      01-13-2012, 09:51 AM   #1
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There's something i've always wondered about rape victims...

In my recent experience with Ecoli and explosive diarrhea, i can't help but thought about something...in this country, we have a lot of problems with rape...so here's what im thinking, if you were about to get raped, men or women, you should just release your bowels. Just piss as much as you can and crap and push out as much shit as you can...what rapist would touch you after he pull off your pants and your ass is fill with shit, smeared all over...



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In my recent experience with Ecoli and explosive diarrhea, i can't help but thought about something...in this country, we have a lot of problems with rape...so here's what im thinking, if you were about to get raped, men or women, you should just release your bowels. Just piss as much as you can and crap and push out as much shit as you can...what rapist would touch you after he pull off your pants and your ass is fill with shit, smeared all over...



Take a trip to prison and let us know how that works for ya..
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      01-13-2012, 10:59 AM   #3
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spool that e coli get your brain or what?

maybe if you got raped with e coli you would be able to shit yourself... i think shitting and pissing is the last thing on a rape victims mind in the heat of the moment ha ha ha
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Two results you can expect.
1. It will turn them on even more.
2. By the time rapist commits, he has nothing to lose. He might kill you for shitting on his face.
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Would you like to find out? I got some spare time left.

Ill bring some mexican food with me to get started :3
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Also, belch and pick you nose while your pissing and defecating.
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OP in a stressful situation, more often than not, your body will clinch up. Peeing yourself is possible but shitting yourself is unlikely due to high muscle tension. How do i know? I went almost 4 weeks without shitting once in boot camp and wasn't the only one.
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I always wondered how they even get raped.. U can very easily hurt a man with a stiff cock....
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I always wondered how they even get raped.. U can very easily hurt a man with a stiff cock....
WTF dude?
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another shity thread by spool
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WTF dude?
that TOTALLY didn't sound right...

I meant you can easily hurt a man WHO HAS!!***
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WTF dude?
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so much lulz in this thread.
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so much lulz in this thread.
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what's up with the tags?


anyways, you guys ever thought about what you'd do to prevent rape...believe me, i dont think any rapist would rape a guy in the ass if he's got diarrhea all over his butt cheeks...that is my defense if i ever had to go to prison
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Did you forget about how most victims just want to do anything to survive? A close friend of mine went through this and she says at the time she would have done anything not to be hurt...
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