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      01-12-2012, 05:53 PM   #23
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      01-12-2012, 05:54 PM   #24
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      01-12-2012, 06:12 PM   #25
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her bathwater? or someone else?
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      01-12-2012, 06:16 PM   #26
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her bathwater? or someone else?
Whoever I needed to in order to spend 43 seconds with her.
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      01-12-2012, 06:19 PM   #27
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Whoever I needed to in order to spend 43 seconds with her.
Ahah - so that's the copulation time required for the average redneck. I had always wondered...
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      01-12-2012, 06:21 PM   #28
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Ahah - so that's the copulation time required for the average redneck. I had always wondered...
That includes the time it takes to take off my pants too
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      01-12-2012, 07:00 PM   #29
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Rare, yes. Gorgeous face, yes. Body.... not a huge fan.

If i'm honest, real boobs that large aren't all that, especially if she's just 19 because they are only going to get lower. Love real boobs when they are D or less.

My main hiccup with her body is her high hips which kind of gives her no waist making for less of an hourglass shape which i prefer.

I can see where you're coming from though.
This. Her body looks square because her hips are so high. I give this a full-on "meh" and let's be honest here... she's a plus-size model at best.
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      01-12-2012, 07:11 PM   #30
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She's been on front page of SI swimsuit edition. Does VS I believe too.
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      01-12-2012, 08:26 PM   #32
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she's a plus-size model at best.
You crazy man. I'd wife her in a heartbeat. Those tits, my god....
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      01-12-2012, 08:29 PM   #33
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      01-12-2012, 08:38 PM   #34
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She is thick for a model. But I guess being skinny isn't a requirement in America.
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^^ You can't say you prefer the abnormally skinny fashion model sort to the likes of brooklyn, ashley and kate:






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      01-12-2012, 09:30 PM   #36
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She isn't the tinniest girl, but my gf looks a lot like her =) So I'm happy.
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      01-12-2012, 10:33 PM   #37
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You crazy man. I'd wife her in a heartbeat. Those tits, my god....
Perfect tear-drop shape. Some guys ITT like anorexic chicks, which is cool I guess. They usually look haggard by 35 (because at 35 they look 50).
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      01-12-2012, 11:15 PM   #39
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Perfect tear-drop shape. Some guys ITT like anorexic chicks, which is cool I guess. They usually look haggard by 35 (because at 35 they look 50).
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      01-12-2012, 11:24 PM   #40
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You heard them MPOWER, nudes of wife, preferably whispering "Collinse90" while taking them. Helps the process of judging the pictures.



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      01-13-2012, 12:38 AM   #43
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You heard them MPOWER, nudes of wife, preferably whispering "Collinse90" while taking them. Helps the process of judging the pictures.



No nudes and unfortunately we don't go around taking modeling pics of her when in a bikini. But here are a few.... for judging Collins, keep in mind that she's 5'11".
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      01-13-2012, 01:29 AM   #44
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