BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #1
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
307
Rep
1,927
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Kate Upton NWS

Since there isn't a thread dedicated to her, I'm starting one. She is hnnnnnnnnggggggg+100000000.

__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:15 PM   #2
skinnycow
condoms prevent minivans
United_States
65
Rep
223
Posts

Drives: Batmobile
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kitchen

iTrader: (0)

Send a message via AIM to skinnycow
* flick flick flick

she seems like a fun person to hang out with.
__________________
I have strong opinions about things that don't matter.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:20 PM   #3
Mr Tonka
B A N N E D
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
2904
Rep
1,509
Posts

Drives: Exceptionally well :)
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak.

iTrader: (0)

meh.....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I will just say this... the longer you work the meat before the sauce, the better.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:20 PM   #4
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
307
Rep
1,927
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)







__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:28 PM   #5
txz4
Major
txz4's Avatar
24
Rep
1,097
Posts

Drives: 2006 M coupe
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: san antonio, texas

iTrader: (3)

OH MY GOD. she is perfect
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:30 PM   #6
Q4P
Colonel
Q4P's Avatar
United_States
42
Rep
2,293
Posts

Drives: Too Much
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: World

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
meh.....
yeah, with u on this one

7 at the most.
__________________
2jZ + RB26 + 4G63 + LS9 + N54 =
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:30 PM   #7
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
307
Rep
1,927
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
meh.....
You do realize how rare she is right? To be all natural, and have a supermodel face?

AND 19
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:34 PM   #8
boymonkey
Lieutenant
Taiwan
15
Rep
534
Posts

Drives: slow
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Face is probably average looking without makeup but that bounce will definitely cause heart attacks.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #9
Mr Tonka
B A N N E D
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
2904
Rep
1,509
Posts

Drives: Exceptionally well :)
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by CollinsE90 View Post
You do realize how rare she is right? To be all natural, and have a supermodel face?

AND 19
Rare, yes. Gorgeous face, yes. Body.... not a huge fan.

If i'm honest, real boobs that large aren't all that, especially if she's just 19 because they are only going to get lower. Love real boobs when they are D or less.

My main hiccup with her body is her high hips which kind of gives her no waist making for less of an hourglass shape which i prefer.

I can see where you're coming from though.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I will just say this... the longer you work the meat before the sauce, the better.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:50 PM   #10
ghosthi32
Banned
25
Rep
2,510
Posts

Drives: Water camel
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: strait of hormuz

iTrader: (0)

like you wouldnt fuck that. get real
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:52 PM   #11
TroyDeJ
Banned
26
Rep
984
Posts

Drives: around aimlessly
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Long Island

iTrader: (1)

i think she is very close to being perfect. i dont say perfect because theres always room for improvement but DAMN!
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:55 PM   #12
Wakka
but no flokka
Wakka's Avatar
United_States
90
Rep
503
Posts

Drives: F30 335i
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Tampa

iTrader: (0)

i give her an 8.5-9, she is gorgeous, but if i had to pick something theres something a little off about her face.
__________________
M-Sport, 6MT, Hardwired V1, StopTech Sportpack, Perf. Intake, Perf. Exhaust, AFE Scoops, Perf. Carbon Spoiler, Perf. Carbon Diffuser, Enkei RPF1's, Conti Extreme DW's, PSSK, CDV Delete, E46 Trans Mounts, Perf. Pedals

Quote:
Originally Posted by BTM View Post
Entourage sucks. BTM hates everything
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 05:55 PM   #13
Mr Tonka
B A N N E D
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
2904
Rep
1,509
Posts

Drives: Exceptionally well :)
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghosthi32 View Post
like you wouldnt fuck that. get real
Who said that? I didn't think i had to stipulate that i wouldn't kick her out of bed. Just figured that was a given.


Edit: I do prefer my wife's body to hers though.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I will just say this... the longer you work the meat before the sauce, the better.

Last edited by Mr Tonka; 01-12-2012 at 06:05 PM.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:03 PM   #14
Q4P
Colonel
Q4P's Avatar
United_States
42
Rep
2,293
Posts

Drives: Too Much
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: World

iTrader: (0)

Perfect is a very broad definition. A girl you'd sleep with is completely different than one that is perfect and you'll marry. IMHO opinion this girl is very far from perfect. Something about her face is off and her boobs are far too large and really high for her body. In my opinion, Jessica Alba even owns this girl and she was never a model.
__________________
2jZ + RB26 + 4G63 + LS9 + N54 =
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:05 PM   #15
ghosthi32
Banned
25
Rep
2,510
Posts

Drives: Water camel
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: strait of hormuz

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
Who said that? I didn't think i had to stipulate that i wouldn't kick her out of bed. Just figured that was a given.
just making sure. i was starting to get worried
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:11 PM   #16
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
307
Rep
1,927
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
Rare, yes. Gorgeous face, yes. Body.... not a huge fan.

If i'm honest, real boobs that large aren't all that, especially if she's just 19 because they are only going to get lower. Love real boobs when they are D or less.

My main hiccup with her body is her high hips which kind of gives her no waist making for less of an hourglass shape which i prefer.

I can see where you're coming from though.
Doesn't the hips grow with age? So maybe they will fill out and she is perfect.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:12 PM   #17
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
307
Rep
1,927
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Not grow, expand.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:26 PM   #18
Mr Tonka
B A N N E D
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
2904
Rep
1,509
Posts

Drives: Exceptionally well :)
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by CollinsE90 View Post
Not grow, expand.
I guess with kids.... my wife measures herself often and her hips have been the same for the last 11 years, no kids though.

But as they get older hips and ass get smaller and flatter. unless they get fatter as they get older of course. Look at demi moore. Hips are gone. She's straight as an arrow from pits to knees.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I will just say this... the longer you work the meat before the sauce, the better.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:37 PM   #19
boymonkey
Lieutenant
Taiwan
15
Rep
534
Posts

Drives: slow
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
Who said that? I didn't think i had to stipulate that i wouldn't kick her out of bed. Just figured that was a given.


Edit: I do prefer my wife's body to hers though.
Pics of wife's body are now required for fair comparison.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:40 PM   #20
szcyxzh
Lieutenant
8
Rep
398
Posts

Drives: 128I
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Orlando, FL

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by boymonkey View Post
Pics of wife's body are now required for fair comparison.
+1
__________________
128 w/ 6MT, SSK, CDV DEL, FSB, TIM YOYO, THAT'S IT.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:47 PM   #21
fokus45
Enlisted Member
0
Rep
43
Posts

Drives: little blue dune buggy
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: WY

iTrader: (0)

Really? Upper hip/back rolls and saggy boobs @ that young of an age? Hmmm. I give her 5if years before she is on celebrity fit club.
Appreciate 0
      01-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #22
yakev724
Brigadier General
yakev724's Avatar
Russian Federation
95
Rep
3,557
Posts

Drives: 11 Q5
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: NYC

iTrader: (49)

I don't understand anyone ITT.

9-9.5 imo

Sanchez is a lucky bastard who can't throw a football. That's all.
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:10 AM.




m3post
m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST