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      01-03-2012, 03:47 PM   #89
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      01-03-2012, 04:05 PM   #90
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you can get e-coli from drinking water, so don't blame it on veggies you didn't eat.

Glad things are back on track, don't expect to shit for a day or 2 now

Feel better, and keep us posted on your return to health.
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OMG I laughed hard at this thread. Not at your discomfort Spool, cause that ain't right, but OMG the tags

I know what you went through, and I NEVER eat a chinese buffets on account of it. I once had to go lights and sirens back to the station, run in whilst ripping off my belt, vest and other equipment so that I didn't shit my uniform. I was a very close thing, and my co-workers knew not to get in my way just by the look on my face!

Glad you are ok and that you have a sense of humor about this!
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for a guy almost half-dead and you still have time to post on this forum?

damn, you should be given a medal for this.

welcome to the new year! consider yourself cleansed...

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Thurs night my buddies and i ate at a chinese restaurant, we got lobster deep fried, sauteed beef, and steamed chicken....since then ive been shitting every 30 minutes and have not been able to keep any liquid or food down so i just stopped eating and hasn't been able to eat...i spent NYE lying in bed in a fetal position, it's now monday night and im taking a shit right now as i post this up....all liquid, greenish in color and explosive...anyone have anything like this before? I tried immodium AD but it doesn't work, i've lost over 15 lbs in the last few days, my buddies are just as bad, but i think i have it the worst...


had a nasty fever friday night into saturday, headaches, loss of appetite, i have ZERO energy...all i want to do is lie there, i can't even sleep cuz my head is pounding...ive had food poisoning before, but it's never this severe, so im thinking it's something else...my doctor is not back till tomorrow so i will def go see him.
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      01-03-2012, 04:29 PM   #93
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OMG I laughed hard at this thread. Not at your discomfort Spool, cause that ain't right, but OMG the tags

I know what you went through, and I NEVER eat a chinese buffets on account of it. I once had to go lights and sirens back to the station, run in whilst ripping off my belt, vest and other equipment so that I didn't shit my uniform. I was a very close thing, and my co-workers knew not to get in my way just by the look on my face!

Glad you are ok and that you have a sense of humor about this!
visited my mom and sister the other day and the story was, "Chinese food tonight" and i was like "oh really.... what's around here to eat?"

I love asian food, but i don't trust it. Fortunatly the power went off for 2 hours, so we had to get creative instead of ordering out.

I also have a friend who worked as an exterminator on the west coast, he's mentioned that he'll never get asian food again from a restaurant. Only time he'll make asian is on his own time. He's just seen too many bad things.
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visited my mom and sister the other day and the story was, "Chinese food tonight" and i was like "oh really.... what's around here to eat?"

I love asian food, but i don't trust it. Fortunatly the power went off for 2 hours, so we had to get creative instead of ordering out.

I also have a friend who worked as an exterminator on the west coast, he's mentioned that he'll never get asian food again from a restaurant. Only time he'll make asian is on his own time. He's just seen too many bad things.
Yeah, I've found open doors on restaurants in Chinese restaurants in town. Nasty. One left giant bowls of rice uncovered out in the kitchen and there was flies all ove them. Disgusting. You know they were saving that rice for tomorrow. No thank you.
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I'm from dc also, which restaurant? and sometimes i don't feel bad being a vegetarian LOL
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Being a veg wont save you from this if there is bacteria on the veggies.
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Who would have thought a legit thread of the year candidate would come so early...

Thank you Stool.
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you can get e-coli from drinking water, so don't blame it on veggies you didn't eat.

Glad things are back on track, don't expect to shit for a day or 2 now

Feel better, and keep us posted on your return to health.
Truth.

E coli can be on anything... If food services people aren't clean and don't wash their hands, you're going to get it, no matter what you eat.

@ OP, glad you're doing better.
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so far i have not taken a shit yet...and im able to fart without having diarrhea run down my legs...so let's hope that this is starting to get better *knock on wood* i just ate some crackers and rice soup my mom made....


the next time i take a solid shit i swear i want to give it a hug
what is the name of the place in the DC area you ate at?

like the other said, I too would like to know and avoid this place.
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visited my mom and sister the other day and the story was, "Chinese food tonight" and i was like "oh really.... what's around here to eat?"

I love asian food, but i don't trust it. Fortunatly the power went off for 2 hours, so we had to get creative instead of ordering out.

I also have a friend who worked as an exterminator on the west coast, he's mentioned that he'll never get asian food again from a restaurant. Only time he'll make asian is on his own time. He's just seen too many bad things.
Yeah, I've found open doors on restaurants in Chinese restaurants in town. Nasty. One left giant bowls of rice uncovered out in the kitchen and there was flies all ove them. Disgusting. You know they were saving that rice for tomorrow. No thank you.
You guys must of went into those really low end Chinese restaurants..
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You guys must of went into those really low end Chinese restaurants..
the bay area is lucky we have such great chinese food
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Spools next solid dump will look something like this;


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Spools next solid dump will look something like this;


it looks so happy!!!
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I've never laughed so hard at tags before, yeah man that E coli shit does not play ask me how I know. I got Cipro too you should be alright by thursday, you'll be suprised how quick that shit works.
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this thread was funny shit no pun intended lmao
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so far i have not taken a shit yet...and im able to fart without having diarrhea run down my legs...so let's hope that this is starting to get better *knock on wood* i just ate some crackers and rice soup my mom made....


the next time i take a solid shit i swear i want to give it a hug
Spool, glad you're doing better!!
I know exactly how it feels going to the bathroom 10+ times a day (sometimes i lose count) lol. I have ulcerative colitis (IBD) and let me tell you, its not fun especially when you have it for the rest of your life....this shit sux (literally) haha.

LMAO, me too!!
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so far i have not taken a shit yet...and im able to fart without having diarrhea run down my legs...so let's hope that this is starting to get better *knock on wood* i just ate some crackers and rice soup my mom made....


the next time i take a solid shit i swear i want to give it a hug
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Spool, glad you're doing better!!
I know exactly how it feels going to the bathroom 10+ times a day (sometimes i lose count) lol. I have ulcerative colitis (IBD) and let me tell you, its not fun especially when you have it for the rest of your life....this shit sux (literally) haha.

LMAO, me too!!
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bad news guys, i felt better for a couple hours then the fever hit again, along with nasty liquid dumps...i snapped a pic, please don't get grossed out, but it just looks like someone threw sand into the toilet bowl...asshole hurts again, and im back to feeling like i did yesterday, not as bad as first night but bad enough that i don't see the light at the end of the tunnel yet....
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only been on meds for half a day, don't get too excited.

that's why the doctor gave you until thrusday to go back to work.
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