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      01-02-2012, 10:01 PM   #23
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i did research on google and most point to food poisoning, i know what food poisoning is, i've had it at least 7-8 times my whole life...it's a walk in the park compared to what im going through now...those that experience something similar, tell me how long you had to endure it, cuz i don't think i can go on like this any longer, and i don't see any sign of getting better....i still shit a lot, it's explosive, and i have chills and im just so tired...

i have had the urge to throw up so many times, but i held it in and just shit it out instead...funny thing is, the shit doesn't stink, it's odorless
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i don't have insurance right now so no hospital....ive had food poisoning before, but this is 1000X worse...i wanted to commit suicide on several occasion...every time i thnk im done pooping, i put my pants back on and i sat back down...i also shit 4 of my boxers, just take random naps and wake up to a damp ass
fuck u need insurance for fool? as long as your
335 is insured it its all good in the hood...
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      01-02-2012, 10:09 PM   #25
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mine was like a bomb when off in the hotel room. I felt soo sorry for the poor mexican cleaning lady

It happened around 8 oclock after i ate a whole shitload of food from different buffets and restaurants at our fucking 5 star hotel in mexico

it went all night chills shit and puke constant
In the morning I was really dizzy I think i had no fluid in me
I sipped on some apple juice but would not drink otherwise I would shit it out

We left the hotel and went to get the flight
At the airport I was a little better. Splashign cold water on my face helped
Airplane right surprisingly was good only 1 puke

And when i got home no puke and no shit. Everything stopped when i got in the bimmer thank god!
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      01-02-2012, 10:09 PM   #26
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I'm going to guess the Doc will prescribe Levaquin, and some sort of steroid. It's probably just a nasty stomachs bug, may even be Montazuma's revenge.
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^ thats what i thought i got
first day is horrible and then the next 2 were good and i recooperated
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      01-02-2012, 10:13 PM   #28
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I lost 25 pounds too!

Now I laugh at everyone on a diet lmfaoo
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^^ ur lucky then man...i've gone through this shit since friday afternoon...hell of a way to spend my NYE and anniversary with my gf...she stayed in with me and kept me company, and kept me from jumping off our first floor window
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and kept me from jumping off our first floor window
so basically she kept you from getting a few cuts and bruises?
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i did research on google and most point to food poisoning, i know what food poisoning is, i've had it at least 7-8 times my whole life...it's a walk in the park compared to what im going through now...those that experience something similar, tell me how long you had to endure it, cuz i don't think i can go on like this any longer, and i don't see any sign of getting better....i still shit a lot, it's explosive, and i have chills and im just so tired...

i have had the urge to throw up so many times, but i held it in and just shit it out instead...funny thing is, the shit doesn't stink, it's odorless
Now, don't start thinking you're special all of a sudden.
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I'm impressed nobody has told you that you're disgusting or anything, I guess it's nice to see people are actually being helpfull in this case on a forum. Strange.
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I went through the same shit 1.5 weeks ago and I'm still not 100%..My case is definitely not as severe..

Going to the hospital is pretty useless. I went to urgent care and they barely treated my condition. They gave me GI cocktail and that was it..Told me to just drink a whole lot of gatorade like 1-2L per day. I was not given any other meds to help my symptoms. They said to just wait a few days and it will go away.. There is no cure for food poisoning. Your body will eventually fight it off. It just takes time.
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i don't have insurance right now so no hospital....ive had food poisoning before, but this is 1000X worse...i wanted to commit suicide on several occasion...every time i thnk im done pooping, i put my pants back on and i sat back down...i also shit 4 of my boxers, just take random naps and wake up to a damp ass
this right here has had me laughing for the better part of 10 mins. I've had the runs before but... LOL Im sorry.
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Ive had the same problem once when I was eating a vietnamese sandwich. I got food poisoning and diarrhea for 1 whole week, every 15 minutes. Finally my girlfriend gave me peptobismol and cured my problem LOL. Peptobismol makes your shit look very black and nasty, but it says that those are the toxins being released from your body.
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      01-02-2012, 10:34 PM   #37
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Ive had the same problem once when I was eating a vietnamese sandwich. I got food poisoning and diarrhea for 1 whole week, every 15 minutes. Finally my girlfriend gave me peptobismol and cured my problem LOL. Peptobismol makes your shit look very black and nasty, but it says that those are the toxins being released from your body.
I've heard pepto can be effective, but I've not tryed it.
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      01-02-2012, 10:37 PM   #38
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You sure a psycho ex wasn't working the kitchens that night and popped Exlax into your food? lol jk

All I can say right now until you see your doc is try to eat something, crackers at least...with you crapping and nothing in your stomach...not too good.

BTW, love the title of this thread.
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Girl is cheating on you with a white guy with a crooked nose. She put Visine in your drink.
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what i really want to know.... If you're feeling so sick, how did you ever take the time to count how many times you've had to take a shit
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what i really want to know.... If you're feeling so sick, how did you ever take the time to count how many times you've had to take a shit
He's Asian.
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I recently went through something similar (yet not as severe) and here was my cocktail of choice as suggested by a good client (a Gastroenterologist) of mine:








Stop using toilet paper too and pick up some of these. Your ass will thank you later....




Most can be found at Whole Foods and your local drug store. Stay hydrated and eat binding foods (B.R.A.T.-bananas, rice, appleauce, toast).
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There's two types of food poisoning. If it's a viral infection it should go away in 3-5 days, but if it's a bacterial infection you will need antibiotics to cure that shit if it doesn't get better in three day which it sounds like it hasn't.

I've been through the same thing you have, had a fever the whole time, shitting every thirty minutes, and immodium and peptol had no effect on slowing the shit down all it did was turn the diarrea black. The doctor took a stool sample from me and told me to come back in 3 days if symptoms persisted. In the mean time I ate as much soup and pedialyte as I could hold down.

Three days later went back to the doc and it was E coli food poisoning, got some pretty strong antibiotics and within a day or two I was almost back to normal. Took about 3-4 days to feeling normal. Luckily for me I went to the doc the next day I was feeling sick so I got antibiotics within 4 days of feeling sick. Go to a doctor but I'm almost certain you have a bacterial food poisoning.
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I can't help but laugh at you Spool, sorry.
omg im dieing I'm sorry bro
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