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      12-11-2011, 08:41 PM   #177
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Every time I read Lito's post about his wife, I want to have sex.
after the BJ, i pretty much immediately fell asleep.

that's how i get "tucked in".....
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      12-11-2011, 08:55 PM   #178
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      12-11-2011, 09:13 PM   #179
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Throughout my entire life I've only accidentally gone in the women's bathroom once, and it was at a restaurant in Rome.
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      12-11-2011, 10:05 PM   #180
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      12-11-2011, 10:15 PM   #181
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      12-11-2011, 10:16 PM   #182
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Throughout my entire life I've only accidentally done in the women's bathroom once, and it was at a restaurant in Rome.
had to do a double take...

I have a sexy 20 page physics lab due in about 12 hours, and still have a solid 8-9 hours of work to go.

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      12-11-2011, 10:38 PM   #183
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had to do a double take...

I have a sexy 20 page physics lab due in about 12 hours, and still have a solid 8-9 hours of work to go.
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      12-12-2011, 12:03 AM   #184
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I can't stand stale food, I throw out anything (cereal especially) that's even slightly stale.

Despite that I rarely throw food out since I keep only what I need and use it best I can before it expires.
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      12-12-2011, 05:39 AM   #185
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I have a 1.5 inch scar on my right leg. It happened when I was 5 and playing outside with a couple of friends. One of dumbass neighbors decides to throw away a broken toilet right on the street, which apparently smashed in pieces after he dumped it. A kid took threw a piece of that toilet at me... Hit my leg and sliced it up.

This was in Uzbekistan, just FYI. So no, my parents couldn't sue kid's parents.
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      12-12-2011, 08:06 AM   #186
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      12-12-2011, 08:33 AM   #187
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The first vehicle I drove solo was a large CAT bulldozer when I was 6. My dad is a CM New York City and has taught me how to drive every piece of unique equipment that has been on his site from bobcats to piledrivers...except a towercrane. Those things have always scared the shiiiiit out of me.
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      12-12-2011, 09:37 AM   #188
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I can hold my breath for 57 seconds underwater
Just fantastic.....do you have a boyfriend?
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      12-12-2011, 12:06 PM   #189
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Just fantastic.....do you have a boyfriend?
Something tells me no.


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My sex life is non existent
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      12-12-2011, 12:33 PM   #190
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My girlfriend drives faster then I do 90% of the time. >_<
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      12-12-2011, 12:51 PM   #191
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I have an 8/10 OCD.
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      12-12-2011, 12:52 PM   #192
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I bet your car looks awesome!
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      12-12-2011, 01:09 PM   #193
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      12-12-2011, 01:12 PM   #194
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      12-12-2011, 01:38 PM   #195
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When you're finished washing your car, come over and wash mine. It really needs it. TIA.
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      12-12-2011, 01:39 PM   #196
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Sara's blonde, and needs some action.
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      12-12-2011, 01:47 PM   #197
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Sara's blonde, and needs some action.
I'm recently brunette again
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