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      12-10-2011, 10:38 PM   #155
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      12-10-2011, 10:48 PM   #156
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      12-10-2011, 11:00 PM   #157
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      12-10-2011, 11:17 PM   #158
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Do you fish for attention and leg humpers errr what girl?
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      12-11-2011, 04:32 AM   #160
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      12-11-2011, 08:08 AM   #161
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      12-11-2011, 08:13 AM   #162
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      12-11-2011, 08:47 AM   #164
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      12-11-2011, 09:35 AM   #166
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But I thought chubby white girls are your specialty.
No way dude thats a myth
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      12-11-2011, 02:11 PM   #167
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      12-11-2011, 02:51 PM   #169
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      12-11-2011, 03:30 PM   #172
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      12-11-2011, 03:36 PM   #173
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      12-11-2011, 04:46 PM   #176
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The avatar and post make sense.
haha didnt even notice that


whenever I drink a canned beverage I make an indentation about 1.5 inches wide at the top of the can with my thumb. Its more comfortable to hold and makes a "chugging sound" when you chug your drink (must be full). Try it
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