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      12-10-2011, 10:38 PM   #155
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Do you fish for attention and leg humpers errr what girl?
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No way dude thats a myth
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      12-11-2011, 02:11 PM   #167
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      12-11-2011, 03:00 PM   #170
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      12-11-2011, 03:11 PM   #171
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      12-11-2011, 03:30 PM   #172
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      12-11-2011, 03:36 PM   #173
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The avatar and post make sense.
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      12-11-2011, 04:46 PM   #176
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The avatar and post make sense.
haha didnt even notice that


whenever I drink a canned beverage I make an indentation about 1.5 inches wide at the top of the can with my thumb. Its more comfortable to hold and makes a "chugging sound" when you chug your drink (must be full). Try it
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