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      12-06-2011, 08:49 AM   #1
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Who reads here? Funniest, Dirtiest book of 2011 & 2012



Hi Guys,

I'll keep my story short and sweet.

I started work for a small publishing company a few months a go. I found and brought in a HILLARIOUS very unorthadox author (I will let his writing show you what i mean.)

I have just brought out the eBook and we are selling it at a knock down price.

SO IF YOU ARE SOME OF THE RARE FEW THAT STILL ENJOY READING... please spare a minute to read the first few pages of this book... and if you like it, i would love for people to purchase and review it. I know this is a weird plea, but i really want this book to do well...




ANYWAY... Here is the "RAW" version of the description, if this kind of thing makes you laugh... you will love the book!

The comedy-hero of Malice in Blunderlandís life is shite.

He is inept, depressed, and in a job where the highlight of his day is a swift wank in the customersí toilets. He has a drug problem so big that the cow-shaped cookie jar in his rank kitchen is usually full of speed and Ketamine. Itís all his ex-girlfriendís fault.
Waking up in a boat in a car park miles from home, he thinks that things canít get much worse, after all, he doesnít have his shoes on which means heís either had sex or had a crap.

It marks the start of what will be the worst week of his life.

Soon he will be beaten up, hounded by the police who believe him to be either a rapist, a drug-dealer, or both; he will cross the Ukranian Mafia, nearly get raped by a predatory transvestite and perform unspeakable acts of depravity with a nymphomaniac who is paralysed from the waist down. All before being involved in a shoot-out and finding himself cast as the star of a gay S&M snuff movie dressed as Elvis Presley.

Ending his week sitting on a park bench overdosed on high-grade heroin and sporting a black eye from having been on the wrong end of a strap-on dildo, he fantasizes about a sexy policewoman who has not been the same since she saw our heroís penis and watched one of her colleagues eat shit.

Has he learnt anything? Not much, but itís unlikely that heíll ever take three Viagra pills at once again.

Idiosyncratic in his spelling and grammar, Gibbings pulls no punches. If politically incorrect narrative offends you then please look away now!



Read the sample 2 chapters here. You can also find the amazon ebook link.
http://b2l.bz/cmnvFO

Even if you do not have a Kindle or iPad or Kobo reader...
you can still read it on your computer using the following program http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.h...cId=1000423913
or read it on your phone
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      12-06-2011, 08:57 AM   #2
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Not 2011, but I loved the Tucker Max books... Any books by Forrest Griffin are funny as hell too.... especially his Apocalypse Guide.
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This is why i believe this would do well in the States. Tucker max was ok, but he bragged about him self a little too much... which is why his second book failed... It almost seemed as if all his outcast stories were chucked into that one...

But this book, of a similar nature, is genuinely more funny, raw and disgusting. Not like tucker max that just raves on about women he sleeps with.

Also, do not tell anyone, but this book is loosely based on the authors life... who is also the face of the book
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