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View Poll Results: How often do you FAP?
Never 2 3.17%
Once a week 9 14.29%
Twice a week 10 15.87%
3+ times a week 15 23.81%
Every mutha fkn day 27 42.86%
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      12-02-2011, 04:53 PM   #1
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How often do you FAP?

Ok, homo shyt to the side, it's one of those questions that I sometimes wonder if I fap too much, too little or just right.

Poll won't be public, so ladies respond too.

Also, where was your very first time getting that poosay? Mines was at age 18, back of a limo prom night.

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      12-02-2011, 04:56 PM   #2
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I think its a repost, but oh well.

Theres no thing as fapping too much lol

about twice a week
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Also, where was your very first time? Mines was at age 18, back of a limo prom night.
Did you look everyone in the eye and finish like a boss?
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I can't believe you have done this.
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      12-02-2011, 05:00 PM   #5
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Did you look everyone in the eye and finish like a boss?
I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

RAGE face: HE HEARD US?!?!?
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      12-02-2011, 05:01 PM   #6
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I can't believe you have done this.
Shyt just got real huh? Now VOTE muddahfukahhhh! (in the most respectful tone)
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      12-02-2011, 05:05 PM   #7
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It's only too much if it affects your work / social life...
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Shyt just got real huh? Now VOTE muddahfukahhhh! (in the most respectful tone)
Lol. Done and done. Hadn't really thought about it in awhile. Thanks for motivating me into a little self reflection.
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      12-02-2011, 05:26 PM   #10
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I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

RAGE face: HE HEARD US?!?!?
It aint "fapping" if you got a girl with you. Just sayin...

Edit: Just realized you mean first time as in layin pipe not first time fapping. I LOLED hahahaha
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Lol. Done and done. Hadn't really thought about it in awhile. Thanks for motivating me into a little self reflection.



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It aint "fapping" if you got a girl with you. Just sayin...

Edit: Just realized you mean first time as in layin pipe not first time fapping. I LOLED hahahaha
Haha.
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      12-02-2011, 05:45 PM   #12
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I think its a repost, but oh well.

Theres no thing as fapping too much lol

about twice a week
Sure is!! Last guy was banned (not for this reason alone though)
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I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

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Doesn't count... Gotta finish...
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If I am getting laid consistently then never. Don't think I've fapped in 8 weeks or so. Been a good 8 weeks.
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      12-02-2011, 06:53 PM   #16
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i GET fapped.....
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i GET fapped.....
I still can't get over how hot your wife is. lol
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This thread might as well have been named: who in here is lonely and can't get a date
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